The Best 22 Breat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breat jokes. There are some breat gasp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breat breath puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breat Jokes and Puns

Did you know you can't breathe while smiling?

Just kidding, wanted to make you smile.

Did you know you can't breath when you smile?

Just kidding. Just wanted to make you guys smile :)

Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her.

Me: "I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"
Her: "Oh yess, I can't wait!"
Me: "That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"

I breathe heavy whenever I'm around woman's underwear.

I guess that's why they call them panties.

I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter "y"...

...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.

Your breath is so nasty....

That people look forward to your farts

I think you need to go outside to take a breather.

Hank, we're astronauts.

Breat joke,  I think you need to go outside to take a breather.

"Breathing is very important when you're swimming," informed my coach.

Quite right. You can't swim when you're dead.

What do Breath of the Wild and an art store going out of business have in common?

The frame rates drop.

Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK.

A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate.

A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut throat's and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy

You can explore breat tac reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean breat paper dad jokes. There are also breat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I have a BREATHTAKING reminder for y'all

Automatic breathing deactivated.

And blinking too lol


Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life.

Breathe in a milion times

Congratulations you're now a milionAIR!!!

One of the first dad jokes I came up with after becoming a father :)

did you know that you can not breath by your nose while your tongue is sticking out?

hehe, bet you feel dumb right now!

I used to be a breatharian...

But then I saw the airs of my ways.

Breat joke, I used to be a breatharian...

I have been breathing for 17 years and I am still depressed and there is someone who advised me not to breathe for a year. do i have to do it?

Yo momma's breath is so bad...

She can just whisper the word "hi" and revive a room full of coma patients.

Do you know you can't breathe fast and stick your tongue out at the same time?

Good boy!
Now sit and roll.

I can breathe underwater!

I proclaimed with a glass of water on my head.

Breath escapes my broken body. I collapse amid dark, icy spears of pain. The fight's done. It's over.

My trainer: you've done 9 seconds.

Your breath smells so bad...

You couldn't pass a breathalyzer sober!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breat carbon puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breat give piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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