Following is our collection of funny Breat jokes. There are some breat gasp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breat breath puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Just kidding, wanted to make you smile.
Just kidding. Just wanted to make you guys smile :)
Me: "I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"
Her: "Oh yess, I can't wait!"
Me: "That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"
I guess that's why they call them panties.
...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.
That people look forward to your farts
Hank, we're astronauts.
Quite right. You can't swim when you're dead.
The frame rates drop.
A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut throat's and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy
You can explore breat tac reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean breat paper dad jokes. There are also breat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Automatic breathing deactivated.
And blinking too lol
Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life.
Congratulations you're now a milionAIR!!!
One of the first dad jokes I came up with after becoming a father :)
hehe, bet you feel dumb right now!
But then I saw the airs of my ways.
She can just whisper the word "hi" and revive a room full of coma patients.
Good boy!
Now sit and roll.
I proclaimed with a glass of water on my head.
My trainer: you've done 9 seconds.
You couldn't pass a breathalyzer sober!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breat carbon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working breat give piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.