Breat Jokes
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Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her.
Me: "I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"
Her: "Oh yess, I can't wait!"
Me: "That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"
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I breathe heavy whenever I'm around woman's underwear.
I guess that's why they call them p**....
I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter "y"...
...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.
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Your breath is so n**.......
That people look forward to your farts
I think you need to go outside to take a breather.
Hank, we're astronauts.
"Breathing is very important when you're swimming," informed my coach.
Quite right. You can't swim when you're dead.
What do Breath of the Wild and an art store going out of business have in common?
The frame rates drop.
Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK.
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A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate.
A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut t**...'s and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy
I have a BREATHTAKING reminder for y'all
Automatic breathing deactivated.
And blinking too lol
DON'T BREATHE!
Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life.
Breathe in a milion times
Congratulations you're now a milionAIR!!!
One of the first dad jokes I came up with after becoming a father :)
I used to be a breatharian...
But then I saw the airs of my ways.
I have been breathing for 17 years and I am still depressed and there is someone who advised me not to breathe for a year. do i have to do it?
Do you know you can't breathe fast and stick your tongue out at the same time?
Good boy!
Now sit and roll.
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