The Best 6 Breaststroke Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breaststroke jokes. There are some breaststroke swam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breaststroke nosebleed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Breaststroke Jokes and Puns

A blonde, brunette and a redhead...

...have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes.
In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."

Why is a blonde woman not able to breaststroke?

Because she turns on her back when she gets wet.

I got in trouble at the swimming pool...

apparently you need consent to do the breast-stroke

Why Do Breaststrokers Never Have Kids?

Because they always pull out.

Waiter, waiter. There's a flu in my soup.

What's it doing sir?

Looks like breaststroke.


Blonde Swimmer

In a swim-meet, after the blonde came in last place competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that all the other girls were using their arms.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breaststroke thames jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breaststroke lifeguards piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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