Breaststroke Jokes
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead...
...have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes.
In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."
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Why is a blonde woman not able to breaststroke?
Because she turns on her back when she gets wet.
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I got in trouble at the swimming pool...
apparently you need consent to do the breast-s**...
Why does michael phelps make a good boyfriend?
He is a good breast-stroker.
Why Do Breaststrokers Never Have Kids?
Because they always pull out.
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How to registered s**... offenders swim?
Breaststroke
There was a race between a brunette, a redhead and a blond to swim
There was a race between a brunette, a redhead and a blond to swim from the mainland to Vancouver Island, doing only the breaststroke.
After about 14 hours the brunette staggered up on shore and was declared the winner.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up to the finish line in second.
Nearly four hours after that, the blond finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporter asked why it took her considerably longer to finish the race, she replies, I don't like to sound like a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms!
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