The Best 13 Breastfed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breastfed jokes. There are some breastfed etsy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breastfed triplets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breastfed Jokes and Puns

I was breastfed until 3

But enough about my day

I stopped being breastfed at 3

But enough about my day, how was yours?

I was breastfed til 3

But, that's enough about my day, how was yours?

I was never breastfed as a child

My mother said she likes me as a friend

I fondly look back at when I was breastfed...

Thanks for the mammaries

I was on the train this morning...

I was on the train this morning and I sat next to a woman with a newborn baby. She asked if I minded if she breastfed, and I said, "No, just don't suck my nipple to hard."

My mom never breastfed me...

She said she liked me as a friend.

Breastfed joke, My mom never breastfed me...

I was breastfed until 3

school officials came in to inform me that I was expelled.

When did the Southern girl realize she was a lesbian?

After the first time her mom breastfed her

My friend thinks it's weird that I was breastfed by my mom until I was 4 years old

It's a good thing he doesn't know that I'm still being vaginafed by his mom

How do you know when a child is too old to be breastfed?

When he says "Next time wear something nice."

You can explore breastfed veal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean breastfed nutcracker dad jokes. There are also breastfed puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Mad Cow Disease has been found to be transmitted to calves when being breastfed

It's udder insanity

Joke of the day

β€”Are you ready to order, Sir? β€”Yes, I want the same thing that kid over there is having, please :) β€”Sir, that baby is being breastfed o.O

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breastfed maternity puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breastfed infant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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