The Best 11 Breastfed Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Breastfed jokes. There are some breastfed etsy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breastfed triplets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Breastfed Jokes and Puns
I was breastfed until 3
But enough about my day
I stopped being breastfed at 3
But enough about my day, how was yours?
I was never breastfed as a child
My mother said she likes me as a friend
I was on the train this morning...
I was on the train this morning and I sat next to a woman with a newborn baby. She asked if I minded if she breastfed, and I said, "No, just don't suck my nipple to hard."
My mom never breastfed me...
She said she liked me as a friend.
I was breastfed until 3
school officials came in to inform me that I was expelled.
When did the Southern girl realize she was a lesbian?
After the first time her mom breastfed her
My friend thinks it's weird that I was breastfed by my mom until I was 4 years old
It's a good thing he doesn't know that I'm still being vaginafed by his mom
How do you know when a child is too old to be breastfed?
When he says "Next time wear something nice."
Mad Cow Disease has been found to be transmitted to calves when being breastfed
It's udder insanity
Joke of the day
—Are you ready to order, Sir? —Yes, I want the same thing that kid over there is having, please :) —Sir, that baby is being breastfed o.O
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breastfed maternity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working breastfed infant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.