Breast Milk Jokes
29 breast milk jokes and hilarious breast milk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breast milk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Breast Milk Short Jokes
Short breast milk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breast milk humour may include short milk jokes also.
- I'm so sick of people looking at me funny because I choose to breast feed. If I wanna get my milk straight from the cow, then that's up to me.
- My wife has to pump breast milk multiple times a day and she's always complaining about it. I think she's just milking it.
- I walked up to a woman feeding ducks in the park and said, "Excuse me, but isn't that a bit weird?" "No, why would it be?" she replied.
"Because normal people use bread, not breast milk." - A new mother has sold over $6,000 worth of breast milk to body builders. Apparently body builders is the term for people with a breast milk f**....
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Breast Milk One Liners
Which breast milk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breast milk? I can suggest the ones about breast feeding and breastfeeding.
- Cows milk doesn't just come from one breast They have udders
- Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.
- What do you call a baby that is fed breast milk? A mustard dispenser.
- Your mother so old she breast milk turn into powder milk.
- Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
- what is the best in breast milk? The wrapping!!
- At the store today...Would you like your milk in a bag? I prefer a breast, thank you.
- What do you call the breast milk bank? The community chest
Hilarious Breast Milk Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about breast milk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cow milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breast milk pranks.
During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.
He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:
- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,
- Doesn't need heating,
But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:
- Has great packaging.
A woman was trying to breastfeed her son in a bus
The kid throws a tantrum and refuses to s**... on his mother's breast. So in a fit, the mother tells her son, "If you don't want this milk, I'm gonna give this to the gentleman beside us."
An hour later, the kid still refused to breastfeed. So she tells her son again, "If you won't breastfeed, I'm really gonna give this to this man beside us!"
Then the guy beside them suddenly interrupted, "Please make up your mind now. My stop was 30 minutes ago."
The Chinese government is trying to help working women by providing breast milk couriers...
The couriers take the breast milk from the factory where the mother works to the factory where the baby works.
A single father needed breast milk for his infant baby and so he asked others how he could get it.
A colleague of his who was lactating offered to give her milk to the baby.
She became his breast friend.
The road was wet, the moon was high, we were alone, just her and I. The moon was bright, her eyes were too, I knew just what she wanted to do.. So with my courage, I did my best, and placed my hand, upon her breast. I knew she was ready, but I didn't know how..
It was my first time ever, milking a cow.
A farmer is sitting in bed with his wife
He reaches over and playfully squeezes her breast and says you know, if we could get these to work, we could get rid of the milking cow
She reaches down between his legs and says yes, and if you could get this to work, we could get rid of the farm hand .
A mom is breastfeeding her baby twins.
One day, one of the twins realized that there is more milk coming from the breast where his twin sibling is feeding on. Because of extreme jealousy, he put poison on that specific breast while everyone is asleep.
The next day, the twins' uncle died.
Little Johnny was talking to a neighbor.
He asked her, "What do you feed your new baby"? The woman replied, "Milk and orange juice". Johnny looked at her b**... then looked up and asked, "which one's the orange juice"?
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I...
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I.
Her hair was brown, her eyes baby blue, I knew exactly what she wanted to do.
And so, with courage, I did my best and laid my hand upon her breast.
Her face was light, her body fine, I ran my finger down her spine.
I trembled in shock, I felt her heart, slowly she spread her legs apart.
I knew she was ready... but I didn't know how, for this was my first experience at milking a cow.