Following is our collection of funny Breast Cancer jokes. There are some breast cancer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breast cancer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Honey, she said, there's a couple things I need to get off my chest.
Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...
Bruises.
Those were some bad mammaries.
She decided to only hang out in groups of 7 or fewer.
I asked her if she had anything else she wanted to get off her chest.
They probably heard the first time. No need to keep rubbing it in.
Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
She was in udder disbelief.
She has mammary problems.
I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.
You can explore breast cancer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean breast cancer dad jokes. There are also breast cancer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Had to get that off my chest
A Ma'am A' Gram
1. Breast Cancer
2. Ovarian Cancer
3. Feminism
After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.
It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.
A bad mammograma.
Titty Pity
It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.
Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
That's certainly a weight off her chest.
Apparently, it's so bad, its spread to her testicles.
It brings them bad mammaries.
"Not your proudest fap."
Being xrayed too many times.
I have breast cancer
Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.
Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breast cancer puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working breast cancer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.