Breast Cancer Jokes

Funniest Breast Cancer Short Jokes

Short breast cancer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breast cancer humour may include short cancer jokes also.

1. Yesterday, my wife told me she has breast cancer Honey, she said, there's a couple things I need to get off my chest.
2. Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have? Bruises.
3. What did the blonde do when she learned 1 in 8 women will get breast cancer? She decided to only hang out in groups of 7 or fewer.
4. My friend confided in me that she has breast cancer. I asked her if she had anything else she wanted to get off her chest.
5. Every ten minutes someone somewhere is told they have breast cancer They probably heard the first time. No need to keep rubbing it in.
6. A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?
   Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
7. How did the cow feel after being diagnosed with breast cancer? She was in udder disbelief.
   
8. Breast Cancer Awareness Hotline I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.
9. What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. Breast Cancer
   2. Ovarian Cancer
   3. Feminism
10. Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

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Breast Cancer One Liners

Which breast cancer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breast cancer? I can suggest the ones about breast surgery and prostate cancer.

1. I had breast cancer once... Those were some bad mammaries.
2. Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia? She has mammary problems.
3. I used to have breast cancer Had to get that off my chest
4. What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer? A bad mammograma.
5. A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.
6. How did Lois Lane get breast cancer? Being xrayed too many times.
7. There's something I'd like to get off my chest... I have breast cancer
8. Have you seen the latest breast cancer? It was breast-taking.
9. My wife said she had to get something off her chest Turns out she had breast cancer
10. I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer.
    I'm so sorry.
11. Breast Cancer Awareness I'm quite well aware...
12. What do you call an emotional Breast Cancer commercial? t**... Pity
13. Thinking about opening a restaurant for breast cancer survivors. It's called h**....

Breast Cancer Awareness Jokes

Here is a list of funny breast cancer awareness jokes and even better breast cancer awareness puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness? Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
• October is both Cyber Security and Breast Cancer Awareness month! Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.
  Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Breast Cancer Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about breast cancer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lung cancer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breast cancer pranks.