The Best 27 Breast Cancer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breast Cancer jokes. There are some breast cancer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breast cancer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breast Cancer Jokes and Puns

Yesterday, my wife told me she has breast cancer

Honey, she said, there's a couple things I need to get off my chest.

My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.

Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...

Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have?

Bruises.

I had breast cancer once...

Those were some bad mammaries.

What did the blonde do when she learned 1 in 8 women will get breast cancer?

She decided to only hang out in groups of 7 or fewer.


My friend confided in me that she has breast cancer.

I asked her if she had anything else she wanted to get off her chest.

Every ten minutes someone somewhere is told they have breast cancer

They probably heard the first time. No need to keep rubbing it in.

A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect)

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How did the cow feel after being diagnosed with breast cancer?

She was in udder disbelief.

Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

She has mammary problems.

Breast Cancer Awareness Hotline

I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.

You can explore breast cancer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean breast cancer dad jokes. There are also breast cancer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I used to have breast cancer

Had to get that off my chest

What do you call a female weed dealer that sells to breast cancer patients?

A Ma'am A' Gram

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer
2. Ovarian Cancer
3. Feminism

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer.

It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.

What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer?

A bad mammograma.

What do you call an emotional Breast Cancer commercial?

Titty Pity

A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up

It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.


Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness?

Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.

My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy.

That's certainly a weight off her chest.

My friend's new Thai wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Apparently, it's so bad, its spread to her testicles.

Why do Breast Cancer survivors not like to talk about their treatment of the cancer?

It brings them bad mammaries.

What do you call a video of a birthday party for a seventy year old breast cancer survivor ?

"Not your proudest fap."

How did Lois Lane get breast cancer?

Being xrayed too many times.

There's something I'd like to get off my chest...

I have breast cancer

October is both Cyber Security and Breast Cancer Awareness month!

Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.

Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breast cancer puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breast cancer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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