The Best 8 Breast Augmentation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breast Augmentation jokes. There are some breast augmentation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breast augmentation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breast Augmentation Jokes and Puns

Me and my wife came to an agreement. She would let me get a tattoo if I let her get a breast augmentation

Tit for tat you could say

After decades of marriage, a woman tells her husband that she wants breast implants...

The husband tells her that breast augmentation surgery is too expensive and that they should try to find some alternatives.

"Well, what would you suggest?" asks the wife.

The husband responds, "At least once per day, you should take a wad of paper and slide it between your boobs. If you do it long enough, your boobs will get bigger."

"How the hell is that supposed to give me bigger tits??" she exclaims.

"Well, it's worked for your ass, hasn't it?"

My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.

I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.

How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?


Why did the stripper decide not to go through with the breast augmentation surgery?

Because she found out her doctor graduated from the University of Hard Knockers.

What do you call a flower's breast augmentation?


A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills.

One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. She saw God and asked, β€œIs this it?”

God said, β€œNo, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction, and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation, and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, β€œI thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?”

God replied, β€œShirley! I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you!”

What do you call paper with breast augmentation?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breast augmentation puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breast augmentation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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