Breakups Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I hate breakups.

Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".

Why are breakups so hard in China?

Because you see her face everywhere.

They say breakups are the hardest in China.

You break up with the girl, and you see her face everywhere.


Numerators can recover the fastest from break-ups.

They're always over it.

How do you avoid the pain of breakups?

Breakups are worst in China....

... Wherever you go you see his/her face.

What are the funniest breakups jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Breakups? Well, here are the best Breakups puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Breakups pick up lines to share with friends.


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