The Best 8 Breakups Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breakups jokes. There are some breakups brokenhearted jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breakups charades puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breakups Jokes and Puns

I hate breakups.

Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".

Why are breakups so hard in China?

Because you see her face everywhere.

They say breakups are the hardest in China.

You break up with the girl, and you see her face everywhere.


Breakups are the best excuse.

Your friends want to go out to that restaurant you hate?

Just look sad and say: My girlfriend and I used to love going there...

Boom, nobody wants to go anymore. Pity works wonders.

Your boss asks you at stay late Friday night?

Look sad and say: My girlfriend and I used to do SQL database backups...

Boom, no work!

Breakups are worst in China....

... Wherever you go you see his/her face.

Numerators can recover the fastest from break-ups.

They're always over it.

How do you avoid the pain of breakups?

Consequences of asking women age

broken head
a guy running naked on the streets

in some serious cases Death also

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breakups breakup puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breakups beijing piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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