The Best 25 Breakthrough Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breakthrough jokes. There are some breakthrough scientists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breakthrough milestone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breakthrough Jokes and Puns

I had a breakthrough today and got in touch with my inner self.

That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.

My psychiatrist and I had a major breakthrough.

Now he can hear the voices too.

Teach a human to fish and you'll feed them for a lifetime...

Teach a fish to human and you've got a scientific breakthrough.


Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

I had a major breakthrough while on the toilet at work today.

Really wish they'd buy thicker TP.

The Teacher instructed her class to create a sentence with the words; defense, defeat and detail.

Little Lisa, who was normally a very quiet and reclusive child immediately jumped and waved her hand excitedly. Thinking a breakthrough was imminent, she picked Lisa first. Lisa recited; The cat jumped over defense. Defeat went first, detail went last.

What did the Urologist shout when she made a medical breakthrough?


Breakthrough joke, What did the Urologist shout when she made a medical breakthrough?

My therapist and I had a breakthrough yesterday,

Now he can hear the voices too!

My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics

Turns out he was just exaggerating

I had a major breakthrough today..

I have to start buying better toilet paper

I had a real breakthrough this morning.

We have GOT to stop buying this cheap toilet paper!

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The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual.

They are skinny genes.

Interspecies communication breakthrough!

I just sat on the toilet and realized my butt speaks fluent Humpback Whale!

There is new innovation for single ply toilet paper

It features breakthrough technology

Breakthrough in therapy

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. When I asked him a question, he said, 'No hablo ingles.'

The man who invented single-ply toilet paper

had a real breakthrough.

Breakthrough joke, The man who invented single-ply toilet paper

Two women are partners at a science laboratory

They both work together and create a breakthrough in modern science.
Their boyfriends receive this news while they are both at the bar together.
One boyfriend turns to the other and says,
"Dude, we're fuckin' geniuses."

I had a break-through this morning...

I should probably buy thicker toilet paper.

Theres been a breakthrough in jackhammer techology

You could say its groundbreaking

I just had a huge psychological breakthrough. I think I finally understand why I'm an alcoholic.

Let's celebrate! Drinks are on me!

Breakthrough on the packages sent to Soros, Obama and Clinton

The return address was listed as 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

I just had a breakthrough....!!

I should probably pull my finger out and get some stronger toilet paper....

Did you ever catch an enemy walking on thin ice?

It's a breakthrough experience.

Did you hear about the new ED treatment using a liquid nitrogen dip?

It's a real breakthrough.

A top research doctor recently did a breakthrough study of diarrhea and other bowel movements.

It was a real crapshoot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breakthrough success puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breakthrough chloride piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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