Breaking Wind Jokes
25 breaking wind jokes and hilarious breaking wind puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breaking wind that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Breaking Wind Short Jokes
Short breaking wind jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breaking wind humour may include short wind blowing jokes also.
- Why didn't the teacher break wind in front of other people? Because he was a private tooter
- Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind. Than to break wind and head into the ground.
- Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, "Geez! Do you mind? I"m trying to eat over here!"
- I lost a really valuable item after a break-in the other night. My balaclava was blown off in the wind.
- Two flies are sat on a dog p**.... One of them breaks wind, and the other says…. Do you mind! I'm eating!
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Breaking Wind One Liners
Which breaking wind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breaking wind? I can suggest the ones about wind blows and strong wind.
- Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind.
- What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting
- Do wind power farms smell bad? After all, those windmill blades are breaking wind.
- Why does your wind breaker stink? Because it breaks wind
- Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind
- Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind.
- Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind.
- that coat doesn't break wind... if it doesn't f**... it's not a coat.
Breaking Wind Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about breaking wind you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wind gusts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breaking wind pranks.
Everything can be reduced to a f**... joke ...
Even physics:
We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second per second. The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up. This means that the determining factor in your total decent is how much wind you break!
Dating in the old days
Back when my Grandpa was courtin' (dating) my Grandma in the rural mountains of North Carolina he picked her up for their first date in his horse-drawn buggy. As they were traveling down the bumpy dirt roads his bowels began to rumble and he was struggling to keep from breaking wind. About halfway to his parent's house a storm started to blow in so he decided the next time he saw lightning he would time it and let it rip during the thunder. This worked perfectly and Grandma never knew. Soon he felt the urge again and he waited for the lightning and timed it perfectly. Wanting to make casual conversation he said to Grandma, We had better hurry, that one sounded close . Grandma said Yes, it smells like it struck a s**... .
An English businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind.
At board meetings, during interviews,in lifts and on trams -- it was impossible to control. "But at least I'm fortunate in two respects," she told her doctor. "They neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you'll be surprised to know I've let two go since I've been talking to you."
The doctor reached for his pad, scribbled a prescription, and handed it to her.
"What's this?" she queried, reading the prescription. "Nasal drops?"
"Yes," replied the doctor. "First we'll fix your nose, then we'll have a go at your hearing!"
Three guys were at the gates of Heaven.
God says to each of them, "If you tell me how you died, I'll let you into Heaven."
The First guy looks at God and says, "I live in an eight story apartment building and my apartment in on the seventh floor on the west side of the building. I had left work early because I had an assumption that my wife was cheating on me.
"So I had made it home and saw my wife in bed, clothed in only a bath robe, and she was sweating. I searched around for the guy she was cheating on me with, but I couldn't find him.
"So I go outside on my balcony and I see a pair of hands hanging from the balcony. I just knew that was him! I tried stepping on his hands but his grip was too strong; so I go inside, which is the kitchen, and tip my refrigerator over and push it off the edge. Unfortunately, my leg was caught by the cord and I fall to my death."
God allows the man into Heaven.
The Second man, furious, says, "I live in an eight story apartment on the top floor. I am a business man. I was outside sorting paper work when a gust of wind blows my papers in the air. As I reach for them, the fence to my balcony breaks and I was hanging on for dear life a floor below when this idiot steps on my hands and throws a refrigerator at me!"
God allows him into Heaven.
The Third guy looks at God and says, "Picture this... You're in a refrigerator... n**....."