Following is our collection of funny Breaking News jokes. There are some breaking news announce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breaking news break puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
On the condition he gets to install windows.
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one
I just have to figure out how to break the news to her
"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."
The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.
"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.
This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario.
The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn
All involved were rushed to the ICU
"Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
She gave the following statement:
The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis ..
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Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
De-Brie is everywhere!
But then I realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate Jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
Breaking News: The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling, an NFL Team had to be cut. Tampa Bay and the Green Bay Packers will be combining forming the Tampacks. They will be good for only one period and will have no second string...
The good news, his mom is an anti-vaxxer.
Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants.
Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
Both books were completely destroyed.
The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet.
I'm afraid I had some breaking news for her
More on this story as it develops
CNN reports that both crews are marooned
When a newscaster cuts in.
"Breaking news! We have reports of a car going the wrong way through heavy traffic on I-85."
The woman knows her husband is travelling, so she calls him up.
"Honey, some idiot's driving the wrong way on I-85. Be careful, please!"
Her husband practically yells back into the phone, "Thanks sweetie, but it's not just one; there's hundreds of them!"
He got twelve months
**Breaking News**
Small Medium at Large
More to follow
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.
Wool.
Fortunately, the stamps were recognised and they were sent back
Officers are looking into it
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
Jack and Amy both work for the same company. Their work is going fine until the economy falls and the company starts downsizing. The boss was given the option to fire one of them. He calls Amy into his office to break her the news. He says: "I'll either have to lay you or Jack off".
His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"
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