The Best 69 Breakin Jokes
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Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall
On the condition he gets to install windows.
BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars
Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
Breaking news, as Kim Jong-Un's nuclear missiles have reached the USA!
Fortunately, the stamps were recognised and they were sent back
BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.
After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
BREAKING NEWS
1000 men entered Jordan last night
She said she will be fine after a bit of rest
Breaking News: It has been reported that last night someone broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets in the building.
Police have issued a statement saying that at this moment they have nothing to go on.
Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint
CNN reports that both crews are marooned
Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep.
Wool.
BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom
Officers are looking into it
Breaking: scientists sneak up on periodic table
And add the element of surprise
BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines
Oops, wrong sub.
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BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea.
Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
If breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. What would have to break to give you 18?
a condom
BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field.
The steaks have never been higher.
Breaking up is like physics ...
She keeps saying that I have no energy.
I keep telling her that I have potential.
Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland
The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies.
BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet
Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling
You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X.
BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground...
Both books were completely destroyed.
The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet.
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election...
Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants.
Breaking up with Japanese Girls.
I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it.
Breaking news
This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest. An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin. So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that number to climb.
BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion...
De-Brie is everywhere!
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond
17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
Breaking: Spelling Bee Official Pronounced Dead.
He then used it in a sentence.
Breaking News: Coup Underway - Trump takes control of senate and declares martial law!
Oh wait... That was Palpatine.
False alarm.
In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down
The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one
Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars
The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn
Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 KKK Members Overturns on I-95
There were some minor injuries, but they're all white
Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...
"Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
They say breaking a mirror will give you 7 years of bad luck...
...but breaking a condom will give you 18
BREAKING NEWS!
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.
Breaking news: A teacher was arrested for carrying a protractor, a compass and a divider.
The cited reason for the arrest was: " He was carrying weapons of math instruction".
Breaking News: NFL responds to lost revenue from kneeling controversy
Breaking News: The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling, an NFL Team had to be cut. Tampa Bay and the Green Bay Packers will be combining forming the Tampacks. They will be good for only one period and will have no second string...
Breaking news from Egypt: they found a tomb covered in chocolate and nuts.
They said it was a Pharaoh Rocher.
Breaking News: Study finds that the average man says 10,000 words a day, while women say 20,000.
Woman: That's because we have to repeat everything we say!
Man: What?
Breaking news: £500,000 worth of red bull stolen in The UK
How do those bastards sleep at night?
Breaking news just in. A cement mixer has collided with a prison van on the highway,
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
Breaking News: Japanese researchers have developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast...
It can actually capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery.
They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
Breaking: Police are on the hunt for a 5 foot fortune teller.
She's a small medium at large.
Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident.
All involved were rushed to the ICU
Breaking News in North Korea: 11.47PM - 1 active Covid case detected !
Update at 11.48PM - 0 active Covid cases
BREAKING NEWS: Man arrested due to possessing a stolen calendar
He got twelve months
Breaking News! Cartoonist found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy
Breaking news: Melania Trump's naked pics are now online
Fake nudes
Breaking News: Energizer Bunny Arrested
Charged with battery
Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state.
Denial.
BREAKING NEWS: The president was found in his office after trying to commit suicide, his statement:
"Fake noose."
Breaking News: Trump has won another state!
The state of denial.
Breaking news: Germany is advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese.
This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario.
BREAKING NEWS: There was an explosion at the local cheese factory!
Da Brie is everywhere.
In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down.
The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist, he hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
BREAKING NEWS: A man was presented into the ER after shoving 6 plastic horses up his ass...
Doctors say that his condition is stable.
BREAKING NEWS: Missing Child Spotted With Pied Piper Of Hamelin
More to follow
Breaking News: The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
MY gf said we where breaking up , i was confused
Then i went out and the signal was lot clearer
BREAKING: New Study Shows Getting Hit in the Testicles is More Painful than Childbirth
After childbirth 34% of women said Yes they would like to have another child.
After getting hit in the testicles ~0% of men said Yes they'd like to do that again.
BREAKING NEWS ! Mary Poppins will no longer be endorsing 'Rimmel Vibrant Shades' lipstick - she claims it breaks too easily and it makes her breath smell .
She gave the following statement:
The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis ..
Breaking News: Brilliant scientists managed to find the last digit of pi.
They found it by writing the whole number on your mom's belly.
There was a break-in at the local Apple Store...
Police are looking for any iWitnesses.
BREAKING: Russia has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Black Sea, killing all 69 aboard
Whoops wrong sub
Breaking: governor Greg Abbott halts all commerce in the state of Texas
The governor has stated he is committed to stopping all "trans actions" no matter what form they may take
BREAKING: The Internet has been permanently shutdown in Russia, Kremlin announced today, adding that a new network open only to Russians is set to go online within the week
Sources close to the Kremlin says Putin himself took to naming the network, proudly dubbing it as 'The Internyet'
Since breaking up with my girlfriend, my dad has been there to offer me plenty of life advice.
Which is rich coming from him, considering he was dating my girlfriend.
Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.
Today he finally turned himself into the police.
BREAKING: The US Senate has unanimously approved a bill that would make Daylight Savings Time permanent!
If you ask me, it's about time!
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