Breakfast Sandwich Jokes
5 breakfast sandwich jokes and hilarious breakfast sandwich puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breakfast sandwich that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Breakfast Sandwich Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good breakfast sandwich joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So i used to work with a Muslim
This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipped. I managed to grab his hand as he was dangling 150 feet in the air.
"Please, please," he begged, "don't let me drop!"
"Will you e**... bacon sandwich if I pull you up?" I asked,
"Yes! Yes! Of course I will!" he said.
So I let him go. I'm not having anyone steal my breakfast
What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Bagels
I took my girlfriend a breakfast sandwich this morning, I guess you could call that bae-goals
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru.
There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window.
"We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded.
I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich.
"I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
Say 'Beer can sandwich please'
Well done you now know how to order breakfast in Jamaican!
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