Breakfast Food Jokes
45 breakfast food jokes and hilarious breakfast food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breakfast food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Breakfast Food Short Jokes
Short breakfast food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breakfast food humour may include short breakfast jokes also.
- What do you call cold Mexican food? A Brrrr-rito.
Guess what I had for breakfast. Apologies if repost. - When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons
- If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast! - What do cheaply made goods from China have in common with the food you first eat in the morning? Both break fast (breakfast)
- I eat blondes for breakfast, redheads for lunch... and actual food for dinner cause I skipped two meals already.
- If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner. - Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch. - Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium. - Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken. - For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Breakfast Food One Liners
Which breakfast food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breakfast food? I can suggest the ones about breakfast lunch and breakfast cereal.
- What is the naughtiest breakfast food? Bacon. It strips.
- Why is a computer security specialist's favorite breakfast food? Salted hash.
- What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper. - What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
- You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
- Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
- I had Mediterranean food for breakfast Now I falafel.
- What is a dog's favorite breakfast food? Woofles
- What's a Brit's favorite breakfast food? Cheerios
- What's Shrek's favorite breakfast food? yOGREt
- Breakfast food is sexist There are crossiants but no crossuncles.
- Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths.
- What do you call Dinner and Breakfast? Dickfeast!
- What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills! - Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast.
Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
Breakfast Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about breakfast food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooked breakfast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breakfast food pranks.
My 3 year old daughter asked
My 3 year old daughter asked: Where does p**... come from?
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: You just had breakfast?
Yes , she replied.
Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what's left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as p**....
She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds. Then asked: And Tigger?
A man on a business trip went out for breakfast
When the waitress came to his booth, she asked "What can we get you?"
The man paused and said "I'll tell you what- I'd like the special, but I want my toast burned to a crisp, my bacon rubbery, my coffee weak and when you bring me the food I want you to yell at me."
Puzzled, the waitress said "What are you, crazy?!"
"No," said the man- "i'm homesick."
What's a car c**... victim's favorite breakfast food?
Coma toast.
A nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast.
On her way over there she runs into sister Jane and she says, "Hi sister Jane," by which sister Jane says, "I see you got off on the wrong side of the bed sister.
She did not understand what sister Jane meant by that so she ignored it and went on.
She was passing by the garden when she ran into sister Roberta and she says, "Good morning sister Roberta I am having a great day. Sister Roberta says, "I see you got off on the wrong side of the bed."
The nun was wondering why everybody she met kept saying that when she felt great so she decides to go and see mother superior.
She asks mother superior, "Everybody keeps telling me that I got off on the wrong side of the bed when I feel great and mother superior says,"That is because you have brother Johns shoes on."
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru.
There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window.
"We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded.
I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich.
"I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.
The android burned my toast. A few scavengers took my orange juice. I was berated for ordering savage human food. Don't order from the future.
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast food?
w**... toast.