Breakfast Cereal Jokes

58 breakfast cereal jokes and hilarious breakfast cereal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breakfast cereal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Breakfast Cereal Short Jokes

Short breakfast cereal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breakfast cereal humour may include short cereal jokes also.

  1. My daughter at breakfast this AM: Are you drinking coffee because you're coughy? Me: Are you eating cereal because you can't cereal good?
    Wife: 🙄
  2. Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal? It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.
  3. Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
  4. I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter
  5. Did you see the Catholic church released a breakfast cereal? cinnamon Pope Crunch: The See You Can Taste
  6. I have a great idea for a breakfast cereal that will be high in both fiber and caffeine... I'll call it "Wake me up before you go-go".
  7. What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
  8. The world of crime If humans would turn to breakfast after death, I would be a cereal killer.
  9. I would never let my family eat only cereal for dinner because of my gambling addiction! Cereal.. That's for breakfast!
  10. My wife said that she's leaving me because of my obsession with breakfast cereals. I said, Ok. Cheerios then.

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Breakfast Cereal One Liners

Which breakfast cereal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breakfast cereal? I can suggest the ones about breakfast food and corn flakes.

  1. Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.
  2. What do you call someone, who murders your breakfast? A cereal killer.
  3. What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks
  4. What does coronavirus have for breakfast? Ebola cereal
  5. What is a fascist's favorite breakfast cereal? Mueslini.
  6. What type of criminal doesn't like breakfast? A cereal killer.
  7. Eating cereals for dinner. It's the breakfast of tomorrow, today!
  8. If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!
  9. What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal
  10. What's the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia? Fruties Pebbled
  11. I've made millions from my breakfast businesses... I'm a cereal entrepreneur.
  12. What kind of cereal does Daenerys Targaryen eat for breakfast? Wester-O's
  13. Why didn't Keanu Reeves eat his breakfast cereal? Because....there is no spoon.
  14. Have you tried the new breakfast cereal for impotent men? Nut'n'Raisin Honey
  15. What's the best breakfast cereal? Positive feedback loops!

Howlingly Hilarious Breakfast Cereal Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about breakfast cereal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheerios jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breakfast cereal pranks.

A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.

She tells him he won't get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals.
While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them.
He kicks a chicken, flogs a cow, and a pinches a pig.
When he finished his chores his mother just gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
When he asks why, his mother tells him that he didn't get any milk because he flogged the cow.
He didn't get any eggs because he kicked the chicken and he didn't get bacon because he harassed the pig.
Right then his father comes in trips over the cat and gives it an unmerciful kick up the hole out the door.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Would you like to tell him or should I?"

whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal

Cherry Oh's

What does an Ebola patient have for breakfast?

Ebola cereal

For breakfast this morning...

I had ebola cereal.

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal.
Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

A farm boy comes down to eat some breakfast

On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass of milk. However, before the boy could have anything, his mom demanded that he take out the garbage.
Angry at the world, the boy goes outside to take the garbage. On his way back inside, he stops at the pig pen, and kicks a pig in anger. He stops at the chicken coup and kicks a chicken in anger. He then stops at the cow barn and kicks a cow in anger.
Back inside, the boy feeling better, sits down. Only to find a bowl of dry cereal. He exclaims, "What's this?!"
The mom replies, "Well, because you kicked the pig, you get no bacon. Because you kicked the chicken, you get no eggs. And because you kicked the cow you get no milk."
Suddenly, an angry voice comes from the other room. Tripping, the dad kicks the cat in anger.
The boy responds, "Wanna tell him or should I?"

Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal.

Oberyn Crunch.

There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men

Nuttin' Raisin Honey

What do they eat for breakfast in africa?

Ebola cereal

What do you call a m**... who kills during breakfast time?

A cereal killer

I like a lot of different kinds of breakfast, but I only eat one at a time.

I'm a cereal monogamist.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?


What was h**...'s favorite breakfast cereal?

r**... Crispies.

What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal?


Why is breakfast a prisoners favorite meal?

Because he is a cereal killer.

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.

On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"

A boy on a farm goes to the kitchen one morning.

His mother refuses to serve breakfast until after he's done his chores. So he tends to the cow, and then kicks the cow. He tends to the chicken, and kicks the chicken. He tends to the pig, and kicks the pig.
When he goes back to the kitchen, he's handed a bowl of dry cereal and a small plate of toast. "Where's the milk? Where's the eggs? Where's the bacon?"
His mother responds, "I saw you kick the cow. No milk for a week. You kicked the chicken. No eggs for a week. You also kicked the pig. No bacon for a week."
The boy's father comes into the kitchen and then kicks the cat.
The boy looks to the mother and asks, "Should you tell him, or should I?"

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