Breaker Jokes

Funniest Breaker Short Jokes

Short breaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breaker humour may include short burst jokes also.

1. Instructions said to preheat oven at 180 degrees Not sure i'll try this recipe again, turning the oven upside down was a real back breaker...
2. When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio... but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.
3. This morning I slipped on a gum ball and landed on my face pretty hard. Actually it was a jaw breaker
4. I once tried greeting everyone I met by saying "titanic"... Turns out it wasn't a very good ice breaker
5. What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house's circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
6. The Titanic The Titanic was God's way of talking to us.
   Pity, it was such a bad ice-breaker.
7. The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?
   A. Veloci-tea
8. Hey girl wanna know a good ice breaker? The Titanic...
   That's not a very good ice breaker
9. Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up!
   I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
10. What do you call it when two robots finally start a conversation with each other? A circuit breaker.

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Breaker One Liners

Which breaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breaker? I can suggest the ones about boom and buff.

1. TITANIC Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker
2. What's not a good ice breaker? Titanic.
3. Have you heard about the new mints? They're real ICE BREAKERS
4. What jacket lays down the best farts Wind breaker
5. Why is climate change good for shy people at parties? It's a good ice breaker
6. Interviewer: Describe yourself in only 1 word Me: Rule breaker
7. what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories.
8. Never go ice skating on your first date in spring. It could be a bad ice breaker.
9. TITANIC! Sorry, I had to start the conversation with an ice breaker.
10. Do you hear about the earthquake in Alaska? Sorry, that's a bad ice breaker.
11. Apparently the world's fastest vinyl turntable has been built. It's a record breaker
12. I asked my wife what she thinks about the Titanic. I think it was a good ice breaker.
13. What kind of candy is h**...? A Jew-breaker!
14. Why does your wind breaker stink? Because it breaks wind

Ice Breaker Jokes

Here is a list of funny ice breaker jokes and even better ice breaker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker
  *ba-dum-tschh*

Circuit Breaker Jokes

Here is a list of funny circuit breaker jokes and even better circuit breaker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'

Humorous Breaker Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about breaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loser jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breaker pranks.