Breakdown Jokes
20 breakdown jokes and hilarious breakdown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breakdown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the implications of car breakdown jokes and the way they can be used to both cope with trauma, and explore the depths of a person's downfall. From lighthearted puns to more in depth jokes, this article offers insight into the comedic potential of car breakdowns.
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Funniest Breakdown Short Jokes
Short breakdown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breakdown humour may include short breakup jokes also.
- In a marriage breakdown there are always both to be to blame... ...the wife and the mother-in-law.
- Why did the African child have a mental breakdown at age 8? He was having his midlife crisis.
- After some investigation, I discovered some cracks in the hearth of my fireplace In other words, it's having a mantle breakdown
- I passed a tow truck and the poor driver was crying his eyes out. I thought "He's headed for a breakdown"
- I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was push redial... The phone started having a nervous breakdown.
(The legendary Steven Wright) - Just saw a man crying his eyes out driving an AA van I think he's heading for a breakdown.
- While driving home I saw my mechanic on the side of the road crying like a little baby. I don't know exactly what happened but he must have had a serious breakdown
- Have you heard of this Humpty Dumpty guy? He's not all he's cracked up to be; I heard he had a breakdown or something. His life is in pieces and feels like it's just one big yolk, now.
- Today I saw this AA man crying hysterically in his van…... I thought, "He's heading for a breakdown."
- Did you hear about the tire... Mildred: Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a nervous breakdown?
George: Nope. Tell me about it.
Mildred: It just couldn't take any more pressure!
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Breakdown One Liners
Which breakdown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breakdown? I can suggest the ones about breaking bad and decomposing.
- Why did the Deathcore kid miss the concert? He had a breakdown
- What do you call an Alabaman's mental breakdown? An incestential crisis.
- What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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What funny jokes about breakdown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean splitting up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breakdown pranks.
Exception to the rule
The First Sergeant noticed a new private one day and and barked at him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the First Sergeant asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.
The First Sergeant scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart, liberal p**... stuff they're teaching troops in Basic today, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my privates by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as 'First Sergeant.' Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, First Sergeant!"
"Good! Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling, First Sergeant!"
"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."
Russian pharmacy
Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides v**...?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Well, you see, the tomato belongs to a family of plants called Solanaceae, which contains a pigment called lycopene. When the tomato begins to ripen, the chlorophyll in the fruit starts to break down, allowing the lycopene to become more visible. As a result, the tomato appears to turn from a greenish color to a bright red hue, indicating that it is now fully ripe and ready to be eaten. So, to answer your question, the tomato turned red due to a complex biological process involving the breakdown of chlorophyll and the activation of lycopene, which is a natural pigment found in the fruit.
The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 m**... Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What's the difference between a plastic bag and a blue haired girl
What's the difference between a plastic bag and a blue haired girl
It takes a plastic bag thousands of years to break down but blue haired girls can breakdown in a second.
Russian doctor
Russian doctor : « This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression». Patient : « Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides v**...?»
