Breakdancing Jokes
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A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet,
but only for like 20 seconds...
What do you call a breakdancing person with dwarfism?
a midget spinner
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?
He ended up pulling a mussel
"What did the homeless man say to the breakdancer?"
"No jumping on the bed!"
TIL that the wife of one of the members of the band Chumbawumba had to take a brief hiatus from her breakdancing job while she was pregnant and nursing.
She got knocked up, but she got down again.
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