Breakdancing Jokes
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A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet,
but only for like 20 seconds...
Husband and wife go to a club
They notice a guy on the dance floor giving everyone a show. He's breakdancing, moon walking and even throwing in a few backflips. The wife turns to the husband and says, "see that guy on the dance floor? He proposed to be 25 years ago and I turned him down!"
Husband says "Yeah looks like he's still celebrating!"
What do you call a breakdancing person with dwarfism?
a midget spinner
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for about 20 seconds, though. And only once.
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?
He ended up pulling a mussel
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