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Breadcrumbs Jokes

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Breadcrumbs Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good breadcrumbs joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I've just taken my sausages back to the butchers...

There was only a tiny bit of pork in the middle, the left and right sides were just pure breadcrumbs.
The butcher apologised and said that he was suffering financially, business was tough and he was finding it increasingly difficult to make ends meat.

How did the SEO find her way back through the woods?

Bread crumbs

I've got a new aftershave called breadcrumbs

The birds love it

A woman calls 911...

A woman calls 911:
‒ Please help, a skunk got into my house and I can't seem to shoo it out.
‒ Ma'm, just make a trail of breadcrumbs out of the door, the skunk will follow them out.
A little while later, the same woman calls back:
‒ Yes, hi. I followed your advice with the breadcrumbs... now I have two skunks.

Got my self some new aftershave for the weekend, it's called Breadcrumbs

The birds love it.

Sausage Joke

During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage?
....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Staple some breadcrumbs to the ceiling.

russian mother-in-law joke

I welcomed my mother-in-law with bread and salt: breadcrumbs in her bed and salt in her tea.

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