Bread Jokes

Funniest Bread Short Jokes

Short bread jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bread humour may include short toast jokes also.

1. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
2. Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
3. TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed. It's called gluten tag.
4. A computer programmer goes to buy some bread. On his way out, his wife says, "and while you're there, get a carton of eggs".
   He never returned.
5. I've lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.
6. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.. Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
7. Did you guys know that the Soviet Union made the best bread in history? People would wait days in line for a single piece
8. Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
   Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind"
9. Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
10. The elites and nobles of Ancient Greece would often pay Diogenes with grape or bread in exchange for his wisdom. It's food for thought.

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Bread One Liners

Which bread one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bread? I can suggest the ones about rice and burger.

1. I asked my Indian neighbors if he had any bread I could use. He said Sorry, I have naan.
2. What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
3. What do you call bread from India? It's Naan of your business.
4. My wife attacked me with a baguette She's been charged for assault with a breadly weapon
5. Why did the man get sick after eating a loaf of bread? He overdoughsed.
6. Why do all hotdogs look the same? Because they are in bread.
7. My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast
8. My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked?
   Dill dough
9. What do you call 52 slice of bread? A deck of carbs!
10. Is it acceptable to dip bread into a curry? Asking for my naan.
11. What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
12. I like my butter how I like my family In bread.
13. Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread? The middle yeast
14. Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread.
15. Bread is a lot like the sun.. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Loaf Of Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny loaf of bread jokes and even better loaf of bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette
  ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud
• I just bought a knife that can cut 8 pieces of bread at once. It's a four loaf cleaver.
• What did Bob Marley say when he put his hand in the bread bin? Is this loaf that I'm feeling?
• I don't hate bread I loaf it 🍞
• Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says "Avocadough"
• What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it:
  A) Holy Loaf
  B) Sacred Baguette
  Or C) Naan of the above
• Subway A restaurant that managed to convince everyone that eating an entire loaf of bread is healthy.
• You are like the end piece of a loaf of bread Everybody touches you but nobody actually wants you.
• a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven? the dark knight rises.
• Miracle? They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

Loaf Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny loaf bread jokes and even better loaf bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw a man dragging a loaf of bread along the floor so I asked him: 'What breed is it?' He replied: 'It's pure bread.'
• When bread gets depressed what is the most common symptom? Self-loafing.
• Got fired from the bread factory last week Now I am out of dough and I just spend my time loafing around. Tough times, no matter how you slice it.
• at work yesterday My boss told me to work the bread, then yelled at me.............. for loafing around.
• New types of sliced loaf aren't invented, or discovered... They're bread.
• Why did the loaf of bread lack manners? It wasn't raised right!
• What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag
  And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?
  Flour power
  And when a lot of people do it at the same time?
  a rye-ot
• Why is the end of a loaf a bread called the butt? Everybody touches it but nobody wants to eat it!
• A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread. He was a gluten for punishment.
• I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper Please don't ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*

Naan Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny naan bread jokes and even better naan bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.
• What do you call a Hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread? A Naan Believer.
• Two bakers were trying to have a talk about leavened Indian breads... The topic was a naan-starter.
• TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
• ME AS AN INDIAN RESTAURANT WAITER: I can show you how we make our bread, but I'll need to you sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement first.
• Last time I went to the Indian restaurant, they forgot to give me bread... But I didn't complain, since it was a naan-issue.
• Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan.
• Tried to order bread at an Indian restaurant They told me they had naan left
• I really like pita bread, in fact... It's second to Naan.
• I thought you said we didn't have any bread? No, I said we had Naan.

Toasted Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny toasted bread jokes and even better toasted bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A toast Wife at the dinner table: Please toast some bread for me.
  The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread."
• I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster. I was making synonym toast.
• Toast at a Wedding "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
  "Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.
• My Gran fell asleep last night with a cigarette in her hand. That woman was the best thing since sliced bread. Now she's toast.
• What do you call toast in a cage? Bread in captivity.
• What do you call a person who gets mad when they don't have bread? Lack toast intolerant
• Today is Bread day... I would like to propose a toast.
• My friend's grandma had two ovens and stored bread in one of them... One day she preheated the wrong one
  All the bread was toast
• I think I might have a slight drinking problem... My friend asked me to toast some bread... I got up, raised my glass and said: "Here's to the Bread"
• How do you congratulate a slice of bread on his wedding day? Toast him

Banana Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny banana bread jokes and even better banana bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!

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What funny jokes about bread you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bread pranks.