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Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall
On the condition he gets to install windows.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
What did the bread say to his wife?
I loave you.
BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars
Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
Breakfast musings...
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?
Yell "B-52!"
Breaking news, as Kim Jong-Un's nuclear missiles have reached the USA!
Fortunately, the stamps were recognised and they were sent back
How do you break a p**... finger?
Punch him in the nose.
BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit tim tebow hired by mistake.
After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
BREAKING NEWS
1000 men entered Jordan last night
She said she will be fine after a bit of rest
Breaking News: It has been reported that last night someone broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets in the building.
Police have issued a statement saying that at this moment they have nothing to go on.
Need a Break!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office....
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked him, "And where do you think you're going?"
He replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint
CNN reports that both crews are marooned
Breakfast
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come stumbling in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?
Her hips.
Breakfast Wife
(Overheard at work)
I was eating breakfast at a dinner with the old lady when the man at the next booth says to his wife, "Please pass the sugar, sugar".
A short time later at the booth on the opposite side of me, the man says to his wife, "Please pass the honey, honey".
Annoyed, my wife says to me "How come you never talk sweet to me like that?"
"Ok", I say, "Please pass the bacon, pig."
Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep.
Wool.
BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom
Officers are looking into it
Breaking: scientists sneak up on periodic table
And add the element of surprise
BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines
Oops, wrong sub.
How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?
www.AshleyMadison.com
BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

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Brea One Liners
Which brea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brea? I can suggest the ones about garbage and nose.
- Water bears are so badass... if they fall into the pits at La Brea, the tar degrades.


