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100 bre jokes and hilarious bre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bre Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall
On the condition he gets to install windows.
How does moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Breaking: donald trump has just won another state.
Denial.
A little girl runs up to her mother and says "mummy, daddy hanged himself in the basement!"
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant !
Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have s**....
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the c**... broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast.
Since she can't even beat an egg
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1
Wife was breastfeeding
Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<
A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
What are you reading, old man? he asks.
I'm learning Hebrew, comrade, replies the old Jew.
The KGB agent asks, What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.
I'm learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham, replies the old man.
How do you know you're going to heaven? What if you go to h**...? asks the KGB agent.
I already speak Russian."
Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage
Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
My brother who has a stutter is in prison.
It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....
Space x.
Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes
As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak.
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed.
It's called gluten tag.
I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
At breakfast, a man asked his wife What would you do I if won the lottery? She replied, I'd take half, and then leave you.
Great, he said I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch.
A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
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Bre One Liners
Which bre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bre? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What's did the skeleton say to the person driving away in their car? That's ma-ca-bre!
- My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer… total ohm-bre.
- Somebody stuffed their deceased parrot and kept it on display It was a little maca(w)bre.
- What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre
- What did the lumberjack yell at the brass band passing by? # #**Tiiiimmmm-bre!**