Brazilians Jokes
30 brazilians jokes and hilarious brazilians puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brazilians that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brazilians Short Jokes
Short brazilians jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brazilians humour may include short allies jokes also.
- "Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq." "Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"
- Why are there no coups in the US? It is the only country without a US embassy.
(heard from a Brazilian friend) - A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
"Oh my god!" the blonde replies. "How many is THAT?" - Why was Portugal the best colonial power? Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.
- A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks "How many is a Brazilian?"
- One blonde says to another, "I slept with a Brazilian last night". The other blonde says, "Wow, how many is that"?
lista de piadas - A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, "How many is a brazilian?"
- What a do a bunch of people in Brazil speak? Portuguese. What does just one Brazilian speak? Portugoose.
- What's the difference between a chickpea and a Brazilian nut? I wouldn't let a chickpea in my mouth.
- The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.
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Brazilians One Liners
Which brazilians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brazilians? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How many hearts can the belgium football team break at once? About a brazilian...
- How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian.
- What does the Brazilian Pikachu say? Zika zika.
- A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him.
- Did you know a Brazilian wax costs $50? Talk about a rip off
- How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian.
- How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!
- My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
- How many people live in South America? A Brazilian.
- What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese
- How many gallons can fit inside the world cup? A brazilian
- How many South Americans does it take to cross the Atlantic A Brazilian
- How would you rate a really ugly Brazilian? 1 out of 7
- ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown.
- How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian
The Funniest Brazilians Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about brazilians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brazilians pranks.
A blonde and her husband are watching the news...
News: A Brazilian man died while skydiving when his parachute didn't open.
The blonde bursts into tears
Husband (comforting her): I know it's sad, but people need to know that there's a risk while skydiving.
Blonde: But that's a lot of people. How many is a Brazilian?
Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.
A woman is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.
The woman starts crying to her husband, sobbing That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!
Confused, he says, Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.
After a few minutes, the woman, still sobbing, asks, How many is a Brazilian?
Two Blondes meet up for coffee...
Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been up to.
"I had s**... with two Brazilian guys last night", she said.
"Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other.
George W. Bush is sitting with his aides...
and he is getting debriefed on the world news of the day. The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane c**... early this morning.
Dubya's reaction is pure shock and grief, he's shaking and can't control his emotions.
Tearfully looking over to the man who broke the news, he asks him, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Two Blondes
Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto;
"I had s**... with two Brazilian guys last night"
"Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other
Martial arts
The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Anthony Fauci is giving the President his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: ''Yesterday, 300 Brazilians died of COVID.'' ''Oh no!'' President Trump exclaims. ''That's terrible!'' His staff are stunned at this uncharacteristic display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, Trump looks up and asks: ''How many is a brazillion?''
George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when...
...his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
Upon hearing this The President says, "Oh my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports.
Just then, Bush looked up and said, "How many is a Brazilian??"
That's a lot of zeros
An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:
"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."
Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this.
He sinks back in his chair, saying oh my god over and over.
Then he composes himself and says:
Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"
vintage Bush joke
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
