Brazilian Waxing Jokes

Funniest Brazilian Waxing Short Jokes

Short brazilian waxing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brazilian waxing humour may include short brazilian wax jokes also.

1. Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?
   A: Because it was a total rip-off.
2. Did you hear about the woman who does bikini waxing? She says she has done about a Brazilian of them!!!!
3. Wax Job I have a "friends with benefits" babe who had a Brazilian.
   After all her pain and anguish, I hate to tell her it looks like a roasting chicken that is about ten days past the "Sell by" date.
4. Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters.
5. This Thanksgiving's super moon is a b**... Moon ... After it's waxing phase it will be a Brazilian Moon .

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Brazilian Waxing One Liners

Which brazilian waxing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brazilian waxing? I can suggest the ones about waxing and hair removal.

1. Did you know a Brazilian wax costs $50? Talk about a rip off
2. My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
3. On a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that waxing guy at the spa? Like, a Brazilian!
4. TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest.
5. How much does a bikini wax cost? A Brazilian dollars.
6. How many hairs get yanked out every time I get a bikini line wax job? Like, a Brazilian.
7. In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian.
8. How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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