Brawl Jokes
23 brawl jokes and hilarious brawl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brawl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These hilarious brawl jokes will have you laughing like a gladiator! From struggle stories to bicker gags, you're sure to find something to make you crack up. Find out what makes this brawling world go around!
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Funniest Brawl Short Jokes
Short brawl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brawl humour may include short smash jokes also.
- Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
That was the punchline. - I got into a bar brawl with this huge man that tore my earlobes off. Now I'm ear-ring impaired.
- What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome
- A guy from Finland gets involved in a brawl. He fights hard and defeats his opponent and says... "Don't ever start a fight you can't Finnish!"
- After closely watching the ufc brawl last night, I'm gonna go out on a limb and blame the referee. He stated it.
- "Hey Nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?!" *My eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Bar Brawls*
- An i**... immigrant and a p**... got into a brawl.... In other words, it was alien vs predator
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Brawl One Liners
Which brawl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brawl? I can suggest the ones about battle and fight.
- There was a brawl at the orchestra today. Lots of violin-ce
- What do you call a brawl between two gangs that can't hear? A team deafmatch
- Dan Schneider is the final boss of Nickelodeon All Star Brawl As Master Foot.
- How was the Dutch dairy farmer caught up in a brawl? He was gouda'd into it.
- How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight
- What do you call a religious Super Smash Bros Brawl character? Menno knight
- What did the high Super Smash Bros. Brawl player say? Bro, I'm tripping.
- 2 and 8 got into a brawl with 4 and 6 It was an even fight
- A pencil and a statistician got into a brawl at the local bar Graphite.
- What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!
- What was J.K Brawling's first book? Fantastic Hands and Where To Catch Them
- What's a fight between two lawyers called? A bar brawl.
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Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Brawl Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about brawl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smash and grab jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brawl pranks.
A cowboy walks into a saloon…
and orders himself a drink at the bar counter. Turning to the fellow sitting next to him, he slowly utters, Combat. Battle. Warfare. Skirmish. Brawl. Scuffle.
The other man slams his glass down on the counter, gets up out of his seat, turns to face the cowboy, and says, Hey, them's fightin' words!
Police report: Group of mimes and jesters arrested after brawl.
Police arrested a group of mimes and jesters for starting a fight.
After questioning the 2 gangs, the cops were convinced the jesters were just acting like fools. But the mimes have yet to make a statement.
