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Why is Dwayne Johnson the bravest man alive?
Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
What is the bravest o**...?
The *gall*-bladder.
Man gets lost in the countryside
Drives up a long road to a farmhouse, passing a three legged pig in a field.
Farmer gives him instructions on a route back to the City.
Driver thanks him and before leaving says what's with the three legged pig?
Farmer says bravest pig you're ever gonna see… burglars attacked our house last month.. pig fought them off.
Week later I fell in the river and pig hauled me to safety.
Week after that the pig rescued my horse from a burning stable.
Driver… but why has it only got three legs?
Farmer… well a pig as brave as that.. we're not going to eat it in one go are we!!!!!!l
Why won't you ever find Harry, Hermione or Ron crying in front of the rest of the school?
Cuz, they belong to the bravest house.
They don't cry publicly; they Grief-indoor.
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos.
Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
A lion gathered all animals on a meeting
Lion: I have decided that my daughter is old enough for a marriage and I want her to marry the bravest animal in my kingdom. I will give her hand to whoever jumps of this cliff we are standing on right now.
Silence. Noone is brave enough to do such a thing.
Suddenly, everyone hears "AAAAAAARGH" and then "THUMP". When the dust disappeared, there was a bear wiping the dust from his fur and shouting:
Bear: You, lion will give me your daughter now, and rabbit, you are dead when I catch you!
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead escape from their cells on a prison island...
... They sneak past the guards and make it to the shoreline. The mainland is a kilometre away, through dangerous waters.
The brunette, being the bravest, leaves first. She swims as hard as she can, but after only a few hundred meters she becomes exhausted and drowns.
The redhead leaves second. She is smarter and swims more slowly, but just as she passed half way a shark eats her.
The blonde, a natural athlete, embarks on her perilous swim. Miraculously, she avoids all sharks and swims until she is only 50m from the shoreline!
Exhausted, she says, "It's too far, I can't make it!", and swims back.
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