Bravery Jokes
19 bravery jokes and hilarious bravery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bravery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bravery Short Jokes
Short bravery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bravery humour may include short courage jokes also.
- Whats the definition of bravery? To pee through you neighbors letterbox, ring and ask how far it went.
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Bravery One Liners
Which bravery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bravery? I can suggest the ones about brave man and daring.
- I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy.
- Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
- James Franco asking for Purple Heart Award after his bravery acting in "The Interview"
- What is the definition of bravery? A person with diarrhea chancing a f**...
- What is bravery? Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to f**....
- Do you know what true bravery is...? It's risking a f**... when you have diarrhea.
- Definition of Bravery: Accepting o**... s**... from a cannibal.
- True bravery is... A man with diarrhoea chancing a f**....
Howlingly Hilarious Bravery Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about bravery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bravery pranks.
iPod Shuffle
Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a s**... note.
There are 11 blondes...
hanging on the wings of an airplane. 5 on one wing, and 6 on another, and due to this, theres an imbalance and the plane will c**.... So they all decided that one of the blonde has to let go, so the wings are balanced.
After a lot of discussion, one brave blonde decides that she'll sacrifice herself for the others. She lets go, and the rest of the 10 blondes start clapping, applauding her for her bravery.......
Hope you guys like it, nd sorry if its a xpost.
Ig the Knight
Once upon a time, there was a soldier named Ig. In a recent battle, Ig showed courage and bravery, saving 20 men by himself!
To honour Ig's heroic act, the Queen of the kingdom was to knight him. Ig knelt before Her Majesty, as she tapped each shoulder of his with a sword. As she finished, Ig the Knight burst into flames! The Queen, astonished by what happened, asked her squire why he lit on fire.
Stunned, the squire spoke, "Ig...Knighted..."
The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.
Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable e**....
His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly
An Italian went to church to admit his sins.
When the father opened the confessional's window, man stated talking:
-Father, I have done sin. During ww2 in my neighborhood lived a very beautiful Jewish girl, who asked if I could hide her from the Germans.
Father answered:
-Well, that's bravery and not sin.
The man continued:
-But it wasn't just that. I started to collect "rent" in form of s**.... First once a week, but eded up to every day and twice on Sundays.
Father said:
-That time meny people surely did the same. Thus your sins are forgiven and you are free to go home.
The man still continued:
-Father, I still have one question. Should I tell the woman, that the war is over.
A teacher has his students write an essay on, "What is bravery?" - one kid's entire essay was:
"That first time when this joke was told and one kid turned in his essay and it just said *"This is"* on it. That was classic!"
The Great Cow Escape
A group of cows who were no longer producing the required amount of milk were scheduled to be butchered. They had a long discussion the night before, and decided to try an escape. They used cow mannequins to fool the farmer and snuck out successfully. It was an elaborate plan filled with bravery and heroism. Proving true, once again, that drastic times call for plastic heifers.
