Bratwurst Jokes
19 bratwurst jokes and hilarious bratwurst puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bratwurst that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bratwurst Short Jokes
Short bratwurst jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bratwurst humour may include short brats jokes also.
- Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list.
- New guest at the potluck. New guest: I brought a casserole!
*Opening the container shows that everything is burnt.
Fellow guest: It's ok, I've bratwurst... - My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
- I was frying up these mini Bratwursts I'd bought from a budget supermarket, when my wife asked, 'What are you cooking?' To which I replied:
'They're Lidl sausages.' - I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy p**...-luck dinner party. But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.
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Bratwurst One Liners
Which bratwurst one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bratwurst? I can suggest the ones about german sausage and sausage.
- What do Germans call spoiled children? Bratwurst.
- Why don't Germans mind when you give them a bad gift? Because they've been bratwurst
- What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? *Brat*wurst.
- What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst.
- What do you get when you throw ungrateful kids in to a meat grinder? Bratwurst
- Why did the whitehouse sandwich taste bad? Because it contained spoiled bratwurst!!! :D
- Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst?
...you could be the meat between my buns.
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What funny jokes about bratwurst you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wiener jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bratwurst pranks.
Polish guy goes into a store
"I'd like a pound of Kielbasa"
Clerk: you must be a p**...
Pole: why do you say that? If I asked for bratwurst, would you call me a k**...?
Clerk: No
Pole: If I asked for Italian Sausage, would you call me a d**...?
Clerk: No
Pole: then why are you calling me a p**... when I ask for kielbasa?
Clerk: this is a hardware store
A man went to a German food stand
A young man went to a German food stand to order a bratwurst. As he gets his order, both ends of the sausage were missing. It was nonetheless the best bratwurst he has ever tasted so he decides to ask why the ends were missing and if it improves the taste somehow.
The cook answered that just does it because that's how he learned it from his grandmother. Furthermore he told the man that if he wants to know more he can always visit his grandmother and ask her if there is something to it.
The man then went to the grandmother's home to ask her his question. She was baffled and asked if her grandson still has the old small frying pan.