Brat Jokes
41 brat jokes and hilarious brat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article looks at the often-maligned, but still funny, jokes made at the expense of brats. Read on to find out what it means to be a spoiled, military, and even wurst-loving brat. Discover why sedans and teenagers are also not immune to the brat joke.
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Funniest Brat Short Jokes
Short brat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brat humour may include short brother jokes also.
- Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
- My wife and I really should get a divorce, but we're staying together because of our kids Neither of us want custody of those little brats...
- My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded? It was being a brat!
- I once babysat a sausage. It was really poorly behaved, though.
A total *brat*.
Just the *wurst*. - What does a spoiled brat need to break a laptop in 1 minute? 1. Laptop
2. One minute
Real life story. - My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.
- Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
- I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time.
- Why did the German woman have to stop spoiling her son with sausages? Because she was making the brat worse.
- I went to the store today and seen this sausage begging her mom for an overly expensive purse. She then began to cry when her mother said no.. What a brat
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Brat One Liners
Which brat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brat? I can suggest the ones about frat and older brother.
- What do you call a spoiled hot dog? A Brat.
- What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? Brats!
- What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? *Brat*wurst.
- I had a brat for lunch today. It was the wurst.
- what's the most hilarious thing a spoiled brat might say? No I'm not
- What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst.
- I like hotdogs more than brats Brats are just the wurst!
- What do you call a brat without the bun? The wurst
- Did you hear about the guy who choked on a brat? It was the wurst.
- I refused to eat oatmeal as a child. I was an inporridgeable brat!
- What do you call a spoilt dog? Brat Pit
- What's is in between the worst brat and the best brat? Just a Brat Average...
- What did h**... do to gain power in Germany? He Brat out the Wurst in people.
- My recipe for v**...-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst.
- What do you call an expired sausage? A spoiled brat.
Cheeky Brat Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about brat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brat pranks.
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An old h**... joke
Some time ago, a medium contacted h**...'s spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what h**... had to say.
"Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs".
"Why the two dogs?" the medium replied.
"See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
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Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...
Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.
Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter.
Schindler's mom's list.
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"God, that kid is such a brat." One sausage said to another.
"I dunno," said the other sausage, "I've mettwurst."
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Not be a brat,
But German sausage jokes are the wurst.
What did the bratty nut say to Dr Phil?
Cashew outside. How 'bou dat?
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What did the brat say about his ex-girlfriend?
She was the wurst.
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Underwear stuff
So my uncle leans in close to my 7 year old cousin, and with all the seriousness in the world, asks him "if there's one thing you could change in your life, what would it be?" And without a moments hesitation, the little brat goes "me u**...".
While at the mall with my infant son, I was glad to see the men's room had a baby changing station...
…so I took the kid right in there and strapped him into it.
Imagine my disappointment when we left the restroom and he was still the same foul-tempered, demanding and inarticulate little brat I walked in there with.
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What did the German brat say to his father?
You're the wurst!
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What's the difference between a spoiled brat and a wine snob?
You can't because all they can do is wine.
