Brat Jokes

46 brat jokes and hilarious brat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article looks at the often-maligned, but still funny, jokes made at the expense of brats. Read on to find out what it means to be a spoiled, military, and even wurst-loving brat. Discover why sedans and teenagers are also not immune to the brat joke.

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Funniest Brat Short Jokes

Short brat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brat humour may include short brother jokes also.

  1. Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
  2. My wife and I really should get a divorce, but we're staying together because of our kids Neither of us want custody of those little brats...
  3. My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded? It was being a brat!
  4. Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds... And I'm proud to say that I managed to hit one of the little brats!
  5. We all know that no matter how kind you are, a German child is kinder But let me tell you something, when they're being brats, they're the wurst!
  6. My son is so ungrateful I bought him a peanut butter chocolate chip cake for his birthday. He just grabbed his EpiPen and complained to me about it; selfish brat!
  7. I once babysat a sausage. It was really poorly behaved, though.
    A total *brat*.
    Just the *wurst*.
  8. "God, that kid is such a brat." One sausage said to another. "I dunno," said the other sausage, "I've mettwurst."
  9. Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages?
    That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst
  10. What does a spoiled brat need to break a laptop in 1 minute? 1. Laptop
    2. One minute
    Real life story.

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Brat One Liners

Which brat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brat? I can suggest the ones about frat and sister brother.

  1. 1990 Grandpa: "Get off my lawn, you little brats!" 2048 Grandpa: "Get off my LAN faggots"
  2. What do you call a spoiled hot dog? A Brat.
  3. What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!
  4. What do you call an expired sausage? A spoiled brat.
  5. Not be a brat, But German sausage jokes are the wurst.
  6. What do they call Peppa Pig in Germany? *Brat*wurst.
  7. Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats
  8. I had a brat for lunch today. It was the wurst.
  9. What did the brat say about his ex-girlfriend? She was the wurst.
  10. what's the most hilarious thing a spoiled brat might say? No I'm not
  11. My daughter lost her first tooth today! That'll teach that little brat.
  12. What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst.
  13. I like hotdogs more than brats Brats are just the wurst!
  14. What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!
  15. I hate brats They're the wurst

Spoiled Brat Jokes

Here is a list of funny spoiled brat jokes and even better spoiled brat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.
  • I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time.
  • What's the difference between a spoiled brat and a wine snob? You can't because all they can do is wine.
  • Why did the German woman have to stop spoiling her son with sausages? Because she was making the brat worse.
  • How are muscles and spoiled brats similar? You have to beat them to make them grow.
Brat joke, How are muscles and spoiled brats similar?

Cheeky Brat Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about brat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean older brother jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brat pranks.

An old h**... joke

Some time ago, a medium contacted h**...'s spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what h**... had to say.
"Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs".
"Why the two dogs?" the medium replied.
"See, nobody cares about the Jews!"

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

What did h**... do to gain power in Germany?

He Brat out the Wurst in people.

Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter.

Schindler's mom's list.

What did the bratty nut say to Dr Phil?

Cashew outside. How 'bou dat?

Underwear stuff

So my uncle leans in close to my 7 year old cousin, and with all the seriousness in the world, asks him "if there's one thing you could change in your life, what would it be?" And without a moments hesitation, the little brat goes "me u**...".

While at the mall with my infant son, I was glad to see the men's room had a baby changing station...

…so I took the kid right in there and strapped him into it.

Imagine my disappointment when we left the restroom and he was still the same foul-tempered, demanding and inarticulate little brat I walked in there with.
[Edited for clarity]

What do you call a brat without the bun?

The wurst

Did you hear about the guy who choked on a brat?

It was the wurst.

Brat joke, What's the difference between a spoiled brat and a wine snob?