Brass Band Jokes
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I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments
Turns out it was the Salivation Army
What do a bull and a brass band have in common?
You are in for some pain if you try to honk their horns without permission.
What did the lumberjack yell at the brass band passing by?
# #**Tiiiimmmm-bre!**
Building contractor
This building contractor dies in a tragic accident on his 40th birthday.
He ends up heaven where he's greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band and Saint Peter.
Saint Peter shakes the guys hand and says congratulations!
The contractor is a little confused and says congratulations for what?
Congratulations for what!? says Saint Peter.
We're celebrating the fact you lived to the grand old age of 160.
The contractor says, But that's not right. I only lived to be 40.
That's impossible, says Saint Peter. We added up your time sheets!
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