Bras Jokes

Funniest Bras Short Jokes

Short bras jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bras humour may include short bands jokes also.

1. I asked my wife So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty? And you know what she said? Please for the love of god could you stop wearing my bras!
2. I took a girl home last night. We were fooling around, and she sighed and said, You don't have much experience removing bras, do you? Me: What gave me away?
   Her: The scissors, mostly.
3. Those push-up bras aren't very good, are they? I wore my wife's to the gym this morning and I still couldn't manage more than six.
4. GF: Why are you buying a puzzle when you don't have brain to play it? BF: Do I complain when you purchase bras?
5. What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King?? Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!
6. Its funny how men and women both want to make their chest look bigger and that they're both just one similar search away from doing so .. men look for pull up bars and women search for push up bras
7. I got my wife a bra that said "You're the best" on it and now she's mad at me. I don't understand it. She'd been saying that her bras weren't giving her enough support.
8. My wife is divorcing me because I refused to buy her some new bras. Her attorney calls it failure to support .
9. I stand against women who don't wear bras As much as I was behind those who wore leggings.
10. Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart...
    ...also that's when the support ends

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Bras One Liners

Which bras one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bras? I can suggest the ones about bars and bard.

1. What do mathematician mermaids wear? Algae-bras!
2. Undergarments aren't usually very understanding. But bras are very supportive.
3. Friends are like bras Close to heart and always for support
4. How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups.
5. What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras
6. Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra.
7. What's the comfort support of choice for women's bras? Mammary Foam
8. Why did the 2nd wave feminists keep burning their bras? They can't cook.
9. (Better if read in a german accent) Know what germans call bras? Stop'm From Floppens
10. Why do mermaids wear bras? To cover up their Ariel-as.
11. Victoria's secret bras may be expensive... But at least they hold up well.
12. Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything.
13. Why do 12-year-old girls need training bras? To support their apprentits.
14. What's the weather like is Brazil? The bras causes sill.
    Hey you I'm bored.
15. Q: What do push up bras do for work? A: Lyft

Cheeky Bras Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about bras you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bras pranks.