The Best 23 Brand Name Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brand Name jokes. There are some brand name brett jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brand name time puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brand Name Jokes and Puns

Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.

The founders of Foursquare came up with the name of the company when using off-brand toilet paper.

I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online.

Her name is Svetlana.

Brand Name joke, I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online.

Pronounced 'Dead' on arrival ... oops!

The soon to be new parents known as Mr. & Mrs. D. were so excited, as they were just about to give birth to their brand new daughter, whom they'd already decided to name Dea D..

Just a few minutes later, a healthy baby girl popped out but was unfortunately pronounced 'Dead' on arrival by the attending nurse who apparently had significant issues with letter spacing on medical charts.

Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?


A Jewish Coffee brand named...

Hebrews It

LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand

They taste exactly the same

Brand Name joke, LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain

Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold!

My contribution:

"Auschwitz" air freshener.

Why didn't Sigmund Freud buy name-brand weiners?

They were too expenisve

I was buying a map of an expensive brand.

When I was looking at the Middle East, I noticed that the countries were improperly named. I thought, maybe its a cheap copy of the brand and not actually from that brand?

So I went up to the shopkeeper, pointed at the improperly named countries in the middle east, and said "Is this fake?"

The shopkeeper replied by saying "No, no, Israel."

If 9/11 had happened in July...

7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.

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I'm thinking about starting up my own brand and naming it Gametes...

Because sex cells.

There was a snail who took his brand new sports car into the body shop and got a custom paint job.

He asked for racing stripes, flames, lightning bolts…you name it.
But there was one thing about the paint job the body shop owner just couldn't understand.
The snail wanted a big S on the driver's and passenger's doors.
When asked about them the snail said:
When I drive by someone at high speed I want them to say 'Look at that S-car go.'

Would Fed Ex and UPS diversify and sell sex toys if they merged?

With a new brand name like "Fed Up Sex" - probably not!

Why did the salesman switch to selling name brand products?

Because he wanted to sell out.

I think Trojan is a bad name for a condom brand...

...because of course, the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls...

Brand Name joke, I think Trojan is a bad name for a condom brand...

What should name brand Naloxone be called instead of Narcan?

Hero-Out

What did Elon Musk name his new brand of perfume?

Elon's Musk

The other day I passed a school with a car brand as their name

Can you imagine, who would call a school Tesla


LPT: Use a name brand shopping bag as a trash bag while traveling in Europe

Once the bag is full, take some photos of your surroundings looking away from the shopping bag. By the time you look back, you no longer will have trash to get rid of.

Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...

... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-taboo southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).

I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff

As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."

"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brand name rebranding jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brand name brand piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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