Brand Name Jokes
32 brand name jokes and hilarious brand name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brand name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brand Name Short Jokes
Short brand name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brand name humour may include short brand jokes also.
- I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."
- If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
- Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?
- The other day I passed a school with a car brand as their name Can you imagine, who would call a school Tesla
- LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same
- Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution:
"Auschwitz" air freshener. - The founders of Foursquare came up with the name of the company when using off-brand toilet paper.
- Why did the salesman switch to selling name brand products? Because he wanted to sell out.
- Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own line of l**... for women? Unfortunately for him, Shatner p**... was a terrible brand name.
- "zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"... Or something shorter, like "co-vid".
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Brand Name One Liners
Which brand name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brand name? I can suggest the ones about shoe brand and car brand.
- Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.
- A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It
- What should name brand Naloxone be called instead of Narcan? Hero-Out
- Why didn't Sigmund Freud buy name-brand weiners? They were too expenisve
- I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana.
- What did Elon Musk name his new brand of perfume? Elon's Musk
- 2pac has been spotted in Mexico, performing under a brand new stage name... 2paco
- I'm thinking about starting up my own brand and naming it Gametes... Because s**... cells.
Delightful Fun Brand Name Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about brand name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean company slogan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brand name pranks.
I think t**... is a bad name for a c**... brand...
...because of course, the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls...
It was just announced that William Shatner's womens' l**... company has been discontinued.
Apparently "Shatner p**..." isn't a great name for an underwear brand.
Sales of William Shatners new line of women's l**... have been shockingly low
Maybe Shatner p**... wasn't the best brand name
There was a snail who took his brand new sports car into the body shop and got a custom paint job.
He asked for racing stripes, flames, lightning bolts…you name it.
But there was one thing about the paint job the body shop owner just couldn't understand.
The snail wanted a big S on the driver's and passenger's doors.
When asked about them the snail said:
When I drive by someone at high speed I want them to say 'Look at that S-car go.'
Thats my Boy
Teacher asked his students to make rhymes with their names
Bran :
my name is brand
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to Russia and Japan
If I can , if I can, if I can
Jady :
My name is Jady
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can , if I can
Dan :
My name is dan
When I grow up to be a man
To h**... with Russia and Japan
I am going to help Jady with her plan
I know I can , I know I can
LPT: Use a name brand shopping bag as a trash bag while traveling in Europe
Once the bag is full, take some photos of your surroundings looking away from the shopping bag. By the time you look back, you no longer will have trash to get rid of.
I was buying a map of an expensive brand.
When I was looking at the Middle East, I noticed that the countries were improperly named. I thought, maybe its a cheap copy of the brand and not actually from that brand?
So I went up to the shopkeeper, pointed at the improperly named countries in the middle east, and said "Is this fake?"
The shopkeeper replied by saying "No, no, Israel."
Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...
... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-t**... southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).
Pronounced 'Dead' on arrival ... oops!
The soon to be new parents known as Mr. & Mrs. D. were so excited, as they were just about to give birth to their brand new daughter, whom they'd already decided to name Dea D..
Just a few minutes later, a healthy baby girl popped out but was unfortunately pronounced 'Dead' on arrival by the attending nurse who apparently had significant issues with letter spacing on medical charts.
