Branches Of Government Jokes
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TIL a modern artist created a stringed instrument out of a tree branch that was only to be played in the event of the government being overthrown.
It was a coup-stick.
What's the only branch of the government that actually listens to its people?
NSA
What are the three branches of the government?
Military, Corporate, and Hollywood
William Howard Taft was so fat...
...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government.
Which branch of local government do pigs work at?
Porks and Recreation.
What species of ant works in all 3 branches of the government?
The Ignorant.
Law Enforcement
Back in the 80's the government wanted to have a competition to see which branch of law enforcement was most effective. They released 3 rabbits into 3 separate forests and asked the FBI, the CIA, and the LAPD to go find the rabbits. The FBI, after questioning the plants and minerals, determine rabbits do not exist. The CIA burn down the whole forest and say they have no regrets. And finally the LAPD, after 2 weeks, come out with a beaten and bruised bear screaming "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
What's the only branch of government that can be bribed?
The "Jew" dicial branch
What's h**...'s least favorite branch of government
The Judicial Branch
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