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Jesus's favorite gun
My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.
He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text that reads "What would Jesus shoot?" That question was a no brainer. I answered "a nail gun."
I don't know why he got mad. Jesus was a carpenter.
I bought zombie insurance recently
it was a no brainer
What do Zombies think when they see someone with a red hat and no mask?
That's a no brainer
It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam...
It was a no brainer!
Everyone knows JFK was assassinated
That's a no brainer
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses
It's a no brainer
How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?
It was a no brainer.
Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?
That's a No Brainer, I'm the One.
A cannibal threatened me with eating my face or eating my toes. It was my choice however.
It was a no brainer.
Do you think the writers for all the teenage mutant ninja turtle movies had trouble deciding if Krang should be in them?
Because I think it must have been a no brainer
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