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If vegans are so smart...
Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables?
p.s. Im sorry.
An elderly man had a massive s**... and his family drove him to the hospital.
After a while, the doctor appeared wearing a long face.
Doctor: I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.
"Oh dear God," cried his wife, we've never had a liberal in the family before!"
BREAKING NEWS: The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, is brain-dead following an invasive medical procedure.
Officials praise the regime for finding common grounds with the US.
What do you call a brain-dead parsnip?
A vegetable
I can't think of any good zombie jokes lately
I must've gone *braindead* or something.
What do brain-dead gay people and tomatoes have in common?
They're vegetables AND fruit.
I've decided to become vegetarian
From now on I will only eat animals that are vegetables when they are sacrificed, by making sure they are brain-dead first.
What do you call a children's show about a bunch of brain-dead people?
Veggie Tales
Vegas are okay with eating brain-dead animals.
"It's okay, this sausage was a vegetable."
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