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What is a good braindead joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If vegans are so smart...

Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables?
p.s. Im sorry.

An elderly man had a massive s**... and his family drove him to the hospital.

After a while, the doctor appeared wearing a long face.
Doctor: I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.
"Oh dear God," cried his wife, we've never had a liberal in the family before!"

BREAKING NEWS: The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, is brain-dead following an invasive medical procedure.

Officials praise the regime for finding common grounds with the US.

What do you call a brain-dead parsnip?

A vegetable

I can't think of any good zombie jokes lately

I must've gone *braindead* or something.

What do brain-dead gay people and tomatoes have in common?

They're vegetables AND fruit.

I've decided to become vegetarian

From now on I will only eat animals that are vegetables when they are sacrificed, by making sure they are brain-dead first.

What do you call a children's show about a bunch of brain-dead people?

Veggie Tales

Vegas are okay with eating brain-dead animals.

"It's okay, this sausage was a vegetable."

Braindead joke, Vegas are okay with eating brain-dead animals.

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Braindead joke, Vegas are okay with eating brain-dead animals.

Braindead joke, Vegas are okay with eating brain-dead animals.

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