Braindead Jokes
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If vegans are so smart...
Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables?
p.s. Im sorry.
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An elderly man had a massive s**... and his family drove him to the hospital.
After a while, the doctor appeared wearing a long face.
Doctor: I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.
"Oh dear God," cried his wife, we've never had a liberal in the family before!"
BREAKING NEWS: The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, is brain-dead following an invasive medical procedure.
Officials praise the regime for finding common grounds with the US.
What do you call a brain-dead parsnip?
A vegetable
I can't think of any good zombie jokes lately
I must've gone *braindead* or something.
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I've decided to become vegetarian
From now on I will only eat animals that are vegetables when they are sacrificed, by making sure they are brain-dead first.
What do you call a children's show about a bunch of brain-dead people?
Veggie Tales
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Brain Dead
A man got into a car accident and was rushed to hospital. At the hospital, the man's doctor declares him to be brain-dead. Soon, the man's wife shows up at the hospital. The doctor gives the wife the bad news.
"What now?! What are my options?" Sobs the wife.
The doctor replies, "Well, unfortunately, you have two options. You can ship him off to a long-term care centre and hope for the best. Or, alternatively, you can sign this form to unplug him and donate his organs. In my opinion, I believe that o**... donation is the no-brainer option."
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