Brain Scan Jokes
7 brain scan jokes and hilarious brain scan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brain scan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Brain Scan Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good brain scan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
TIL that comparative brain scans of elephants reveal that they find humans to be "adorable".
I mean, your mom told me I was s**..., but I didn't realize that it was a biological reaction.
Dogs operating XRays cannot detect brain tumours.
But CAT scan!
Me: "So, any news?
Doctor: "I'm just waiting for your x-ray."
Me:" But I've never dated anyone called Ray."
Doctor: "And we might do a brain scan."
The doctors were concerned...
..about my headaches, so they sent me for a brain scan.
They found nothing.
Still concerned, they gave me an IQ test.
The results were negative.
I had a brain scan, and the results were negative.
The doctors couldn't find a brain.
Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday.
Nothing showed up.
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left."
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