Brain Parts Jokes
36 brain parts jokes and hilarious brain parts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brain parts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Brain Parts Short Jokes
Short brain parts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brain parts humour may include short brain cells jokes also.
- Trump has two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right.
In the right side, there's nothing left. - Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"
- They say the brain is the most important part of the body... But think about who's telling us that.
- Trump has 2 parts of his brain, the right part and the left part The right part has nothing left
And the left part got nothing right - I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it' - Donald Trump's brain has two parts. The right part and the left part but,
The right part has nothing left.
The left part has nothing right. - My brain is like an F-22 Raptor Aging, no longer in production and spare parts not available.
- Your brain has 2 parts! The left part where nothing is right and
Right part where nothing is left - When I get bitten by insects, one part of my brain is like be smart, leave it alone . The other part is like… Scratch that
- Different body parts rate each other The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
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Brain Parts One Liners
Which brain parts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brain parts? I can suggest the ones about brain and brain surgery.
- Why does the brain experience so much anxiety? Because it's part of the nervous system
- Why is the brain always anxious? It's part of the nervous system.
- What part of the brain regulates elk-like behaviour? The hypothalamoose.
- What part of your brain loves plants the most? The ceTREEbral cortex.
- What's the worst part of having a human brain in a robot body? Can't fly
- [OC] Where does the animal part of your brain go to study? The Hippocampus
Brain Parts Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about brain parts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brain cell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brain parts pranks.
A british doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."...
...The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
Three Engineers
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.
The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"
The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"
The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."
British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced
British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut out a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. 4 years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Unemployment at its best!
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
A doctor has s**... with a patient
A doctor has s**... with a patient. And the guilt is killing him, it goes against the ethics code every doctor swears by.
So one part of his brain tells him: "don't worry, you're not the first guy to sleep with a patient, and you definitely won't be the last. You're a bachelor too, it's fiiiine"
The other part of his brain says: "Bro, you're a vet"
A kid asks the Sunday school teacher which part of the body goes to Heaven first. The teacher decides to make it a lesson and asks the kids what they think.
Sarah says 'it's your brain, because that's what controls everything'
Tina says 'it's your heart, because that's where Jesus lives'
Johnny yells out 'your feet!'
The teacher asks why the feet.
Johnny replies 'because I looked in Mrs Brown's bedroom window this morning and she had her feet in the air screaming 'Jesus! I'm coming!'
Four doctors said
An Israeli doctor said, "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's t**..., put them on another man and in six weeks, he is looking for work .
The German doctor said, "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in four weeks he is looking for work".
The Russian doctor said, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work .
The United States doctor laughed,: "You all are behind us. Three years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no b**... and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
Scientist are doing an experiment on the human brain to see how much someone can function without certain parts...
They remove half the brain and ask the subject to count to ten. He counts "one, three, five, seven, nine". Fascinated, they put it back and remove the other half, then ask him to count to ten again. He counts "two, four, six, eight, ten." Finally, they remove the entire brain and ask him to count to ten one more time. He says "I can count to ten, I'm the best with numbers, I have the best numbers, the news, they say I can't count, that's wrong, they're wrong, I think, people, when they think about good numbers, I can count, with any numbers, all the time, better than China, better than anyone..."
Medicine is so advanced
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
An Israeli doctor...
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 months, he is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 months he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 months he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. One month ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
Israeli, German, Russian, and American doctors were talking ...
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs:
"You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President...Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
An Israeli doctor says
"In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
An old joke, I hadn't thought of in years.
A group of scientists wanted to do some experiments on how brains function.
They got a volunteer and taught him the row-row-your-boat song, and had him practice until he knew the whole song perfectly. They asked him to sing it and he did so without a problem.
They put him under and removed 1/4 of his brain. Once he woke up, they asked him to sing the song and he sang it but left out every 4th word.
This is amazing, they thought. So they put him under and removed another 1/4 of his brain. When he woke up, he managed to sing the song but only with 1/2 the words.
They decided to try again and removed another 1/4 of his brain. To their amazement, he managed to sing the song but only one in four words.
They decided to go all of the way and remove the last part of his brain. When he woke up, they excitedly prodded him to sing the song. He stared at them and then slowly....
began
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to
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sing
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"Be all that you can be! In the ARRRMYY!"
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Joke was told to me by a US Marine.