Braille Jokes
113 braille jokes and hilarious braille puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about braille that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Braille Short Jokes
Short braille jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The braille humour may include short blind deaf jokes also.
- I've just started to read a horror novel in braille. Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.
- I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…
- I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me. I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.
- Last night I dated a blind woman At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.
- To some people, the words "Do Not Touch" leave them terrified Especially when it's written in Braille.
- "DO NOT TOUCH" "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
- I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen.
I can feel it. - This woman got mad I was reading the back of her pants It's not my fault I have to read things in braille
- How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
- I've just started reading a book in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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Braille One Liners
Which braille one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with braille? I can suggest the ones about blind people and blindness.
- I'm reading a horror story in Braille Something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it - "Do not touch" Must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.
- Braille isn't that hard to learn... You just have to get a feel for it
- I don't see the point in learning Braille. But I can feel it.
- Yo Mama has so many warts... Her face spells "ugly" in Braille
- DO NOT TOUCH must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.
- Do Not Touch! Must be terrifying to read in braille.
- I'm reading a romantic novel in Braille So touching...
- So I just learned how to read Braille... I just had to get a feel for it
- Hey guys please don't make fun of braille. It's a very *touchy* subject
- Worst thing to read in Braille DANGER. DO NOT TOUCH!
- What's the worst thing to read in Braille? Do not touch.
- [Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
- Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they
- What's the most terrifying to read in Braille? "Do not touch."
Reading Braille Jokes
Here is a list of funny reading braille jokes and even better reading braille puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Started teaching myself braille by reading a horror story. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
- What is it called when You read something that you don't quite understand but you know for sure that it's very touching? Braille.
- I was reading this book in braille By the end I found it very touching
- I've been reading a scary book in braille... Something good is about to happen I can feel it.
- What's the roughest language to read? Braille.
- I have a bumper sticker in Braille If you can read this, you're driving too close.
- Been reading a horror book in Braille Somthing bad is going to happen, I can feel it!
- I learned Braille to read ghost stories, It's going to be scary, I can feel it.
- I had a hard time learning to read the word "yoyo" in Braille. I can't put my finger on y...
- The scariest warning that you can read in braille "Poisonous surface, do not touch"
Read Braille Jokes
Here is a list of funny read braille jokes and even better read braille puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I read a thriller in Braille. You can really feel the suspense.
- "Dont Touch" Must be the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille.
- Learning to read Braille with my index finger hasn't been easy so far In fact, it's been a pretty bumpy ride
- Today I learned how to read Braille. It might look intimidating at first, but once you get a feel for it it's pretty easy.
- Women are easy to read. For the record, I prefer the Braille version.
- I prefer to read poetry in braille for some reason. I just really feel the words a lot more.
- Reading Braille is actually really easy. I could do it with my eyes closed.
- I'm going to read braille to the deaf... For the ASL competition.
- What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille
- If you can ever read a woman like a book Be sure not to use the Braille system.
Playful Braille Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about braille you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make braille pranks.
Slogan idea for a Braille company
Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!
What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?
'Caution- Hot surface' in braille.
I know there's something wrong with my braille book...
but I can't quite put my finger on it.
In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.
You know - comic relief.
What are those small bumps around women's n**...?
It's Braille for "s**... Here"
What do you call a Bible for the blind?
The Holy Braille!
The person who created the sign "CAUTION HOT SURFACE"...
...in braille, was an evil genius.
A girl walks into a shop...
A girl walks into a shop and goes up to the counter.
"Excuse me, do you have custom printed underwear?"
"Yes, we do, what would like to have printed on it?"
"I want it to say: If you can read this, you're too close."
"Very well, what sort of typography do you want?"
"Braille."
Have you ever been to the Braille superstore?
They've got products you've never seen before.
It's so rude to insult someone in Braille.
Just think about how it makes them feel.
I once stole a pornographic book
that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
A blind man goes into a restaurant
They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."
So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"
I'm halfway through this braille muder mystery.
I've got a feeling someone's about to die.
What do you call a blind priest's bible?
The Holy Braille
My blind friend decided Braille wasn't for him.
He just wasn't feeling it.
Book Jokes.
I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.
I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .
I read a book on s**....
It had me on the edge of my building.
Feel free to insert more. :)
Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day?
The braille road
Braille
I once told a girl that her acne was so bad that it reminded me of Braille. I could tell she wasn't impressed, it was written all over her face.
I asked a blind girl out on a date in braille
and she left me on felt
How do you surprise a blind man
Put "Do Not Touch" in braille.
A barmaid named gail
There once was a barmaid named Gail
On her chest was tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same thing written, in braille.
They've announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.
It's Christian Braille
A woman was working at a l**... counter when a customer approached with a pair of frilly p**....
"I'd like to buy these," she said, "but only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too close' on the back."
So the saleswoman took the p**... to the tailor in the backroom and described the rather unusual request.
The tailor said, "I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"
Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter, and asked, "Do you want that in block letters or script?" And the customer replied with a smile, "Braille."
It was easy for me to learn braille
Once I got a feel for it.
I wrote a book titled 'Do Not Touch'.
Sales have done very well, except for the Braille prints.
What do you call a story written in Braille?
A touching story.
Embroidery
A young woman went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her p**... and bra. "Yes, madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"
"Braille," she replied.
I once met a blind man who didn't believe in Braille
He told me, 'I'll believe it when I see it!'
So i broke up with my blind girlfriend through a Braille message.
She couldn't believe her fingers.
What do you call a blind batman?
Christian Braille
The number of readers this book hit hard wasn't surprising…
That's just what happens when you toss out free braille.
I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind.
It's called "You've Got Braille"
After running his fingers over the raised Braille lettering on the surface, the blind man looked terrified
A passing man noticed this and asked him, "What did it say ?".
The blind man responded, "RADIOACTIVE. DO NOT TOUCH"
