Bragg Jokes
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I'm not bragging, but I made six figures this year…
So they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory...
Bragging Doctors
Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"
I kept on bragging to my hot girlfriend about how rich my father is.
They are married now.
I was bragging that I knew the hex code for every color, but then I forgot the one for blue
Yea, that was a big 0000FF
I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited...
...now I feel empty inside.
Everyone keeps bragging about making things from scratch...
but I still can't find a store that sells any.
My bragging friend
My friend bragged that his dad had a hat of Lincoln and sword of Washington. But I told him my dad has an Adam's apple.
My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her
I told her
"Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"
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