Brady Jokes

Funniest Brady Short Jokes

Short brady jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brady humour may include short scandal jokes also.

1. When it comes to trick plays, you have to hand it to Tom Brady... Literally. He can't catch.
2. Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Newton, and Wayne Brady are all chasing after you. Which one is going to catch you first? I don't know, but they are gonna get ya, one Wayne or another.
3. Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.
4. What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived
5. Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That's a relief because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
6. Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls. He's won all 5/7.
7. Why is Tom Brady against raising the federal minimum wage? He doesn't want things to get too inflated.
8. Report: Tom Brady to retire. Fans hoping for one more season reportedly deflated by the news.
9. You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady.
10. What do Tom Brady and Rhonda Rousey have in common? Both struggle to last longer than a minute with a Brazilian woman.

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Brady One Liners

Which brady one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brady? I can suggest the ones about patriots and lynch.

1. Don't worry about straying from your diet today. It's Tom Brady's cheat day, too.
2. What did Tom Brady say when he lost the Superbowl? Man, that Ertz...
3. Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation.
4. Tom Brady is 5 times better than nickelback He's a quarterback
5. Tom Brady has 6 rings... ... and now he can destroy half the NFL with one snap
6. What does Tom Brady have to do if Giselle gets angry? Quarterback
7. Tom Brady walks into a bar to watch the Super Bowl.
8. Why does Tom Brady hate investing cryptocurrancy Because it could lead to inflation.
9. Tom Brady now has a perfect track record. He's won 5/7 Superbowls he's been in.
10. How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat.
11. Tom Brady's so old... He won his first Superbowl in standard definition.
12. Tom Brady has a perfect record in the Super Bowl He's 5 out of 7.
13. How will Tom Brady feel if the Patriots lose? Deflated.
14. What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball.
15. Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin. Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

Tom Brady Jokes

Here is a list of funny tom brady jokes and even better tom brady puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support? Whichever can reduce inflation.
• How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated
• Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated.
• Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season
• Tom Brady, Hilary Clinton, and Urban Meyer walk into a bar. None of them can get an Uber home because they've all destroyed their cell phones.
• Tom Brady missed his opportunity to head into retirement with a Superbowl win. You could say... He dropped the ball.
• Tom Brady Tom Brady is now offering subscriptions for his food regimen. I believe that's called cheat day.
• What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner.
  (Thank you Dennis Miller)
• Stand aside Thanos... Tom Brady has the six infinity stones now.
• Anyone else curious to see if the Avengers will show up today and prevent Tom Brady from becoming Thanos? We are in the endgame now

Cheerful Fun Brady Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about brady you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean victory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brady pranks.