Following is our collection of funny Bracelet jokes. There are some bracelet wristwatches jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bracelet suit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I think there must have been a misprint at the manufacturers,
because my initials are 'RND' and this one said 'DNR'.
They got separated so she called him on his phone and said: "Where are you?" The guy said, "Do you remember that little jewelry store we went to last year where you saw the diamond bracelet that you loved but I didn't have enough money to buy it?" She said "Yes! Yes! I remember!" So the guy said, "I'm in the bar next door to that place having a beer."
So if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately.
Wife: "Why does it say 'Do Not Resuscitate?'"
As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."
"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I ask coyly.
"No," he said. "But it cost just as much."
Turns out it was a bracelet...
I was having so much fun until someone phoned the police on me. I thought I'd be okay, I had my ankle bracelet on and everything...
Me: "Why? Is it because of my small wrists?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: *Takes of my bracelet* "here, take your ring back then"
An ankyl bracelet
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bracelet emerald jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bracelet wristwatch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.