Bracelet Jokes

7 bracelet jokes and hilarious bracelet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bracelet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make someone laugh with these humorous jokes about bracelets! From ankle bracelets to Tiffany & Co cuffs to lingerie, these comedic one-liners will have everyone chuckling. Bridge the gap between fashion and fun with these funny bracelet jokes!

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Fun-Filled Bracelet Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What is a good bracelet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A jewel

Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things.
True enough, said Mrs. Whembleton. If I should predecease my dear husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!

My wife bought me a 'Good Luck' bracelet with my initials on it before I went into hospital for some surgery.

I think there must have been a misprint at the manufacturers,
because my initials are 'RND' and this one said 'DNR'.

This guy was shopping in town with his wife on Christmas Eve.

They got separated so she called him on his phone and said: "Where are you?" The guy said, "Do you remember that little jewelry store we went to last year where you saw the diamond bracelet that you loved but I didn't have enough money to buy it?" She said "Yes! Yes! I remember!" So the guy said, "I'm in the bar next door to that place having a beer."

I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day

I stole it off a fat ginger kid

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet

So if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately.

Batman walks into a bar with a pig...

It was a hot summers day and the barman thinks it's a strange sight, not to just see Batman, but to see him with a pig that has jet black hair, black eye shadow and studded bracelets.
The barman says "Is there anything I can get you Batman?"
He replies "Just-ice for goth-ham"

The uprising of the machines

When the machines finally rise up and access my fitness bracelet data, they will realize that I am not a threat.

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