Bracelet Jokes

Make someone laugh with these humorous jokes about bracelets! From ankle bracelets to Tiffany & Co cuffs to lingerie, these comedic one-liners will have everyone chuckling. Bridge the gap between fashion and fun with these funny bracelet jokes!

Fun-Filled Bracelet Jokes to Boost Your Mood

My wife bought me a 'Good Luck' bracelet with my initials on it before I went into hospital for some surgery.

I think there must have been a misprint at the manufacturers,
because my initials are 'RND' and this one said 'DNR'.

This guy was shopping in town with his wife on Christmas Eve.

They got separated so she called him on his phone and said: "Where are you?" The guy said, "Do you remember that little jewelry store we went to last year where you saw the diamond bracelet that you loved but I didn't have enough money to buy it?" She said "Yes! Yes! I remember!" So the guy said, "I'm in the bar next door to that place having a beer."

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet

So if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately.

The uprising of the machines

When the machines finally rise up and access my fitness bracelet data, they will realize that I am not a threat.

Husband: "I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother."

Wife: "Why does it say 'Do Not Resuscitate?'"

Going to hospital

As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."


"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I ask coyly.


"No," he said. "But it cost just as much."

I bought a 24K gold necklace the other day, but when I put it on, my skin started turning blue and that's when I suspected it was fake...

Turns out it was a bracelet...

I was playing in the park the other day...

I was having so much fun until someone phoned the police on me. I thought I'd be okay, I had my ankle bracelet on and everything...

My Wife said she wanted a divorce.

Me: "Why? Is it because of my small wrists?"

Her: "Yes"

Me: *Takes of my bracelet* "here, take your ring back then"

What do you call a restrictive band dinosaurs wear?

An ankyl bracelet

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