Braces Jokes

• Short Braces Jokes
• Braces One Liners
• Teeth Braces Jokes
• Braces Orthodontist Jokes
• Braces Names Jokes
• More Braces Jokes

Funniest Braces Short Jokes

Short braces jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The braces humour may include short dentures jokes also.

1. If 2020 is not bad enough already, I've just read about dentists planning a national strike next month Brace yourselves.
2. What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........)
   A web designer.
3. I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now.
4. During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself. How? I asked.
   He said Brace yourself.
5. Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite.
   Get it?
   ..I'll show myself to the door.
6. Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist
7. A black guy got braces and someone told him "Man you so black even your teeth are behind bars."
8. You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them.
9. Whats the difference between braces and homophobes? There is none, they both promote being straight
10. I just got braces yesterday... A whole new meaning to "put your money where your mouth is".

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Braces One Liners

Which braces one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with braces? I can suggest the ones about crutches and implants.

1. What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter…
2. What did the dentist say looking at my teeth? Brace yourself!!
3. Got my braces removed today. I'm so excited I can hardly retain myself.
4. What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names
5. I got this neck brace a few weeks ago... and I haven't looked back since.
6. What did the doctor say to the paraplegic when he tried to walk? Brace yourself
7. I've got a lot of puns about people with crooked teeth You'd better brace yourself
8. What's an Australians definition of fore play? Brace yourself Sheila
9. What did the man with scoliosis say when he got a back brace? "I stand corrected!"
10. Why did the gay guy wear braces?
11. What happens when dentists remove braces?
    Their trousers fall down.
12. I'm such a chick magnet. Too bad I only attract girls with braces.
13. Dentists across the country are going on strike. Brace yourself.
14. Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back
15. Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
    A: He braces himself.

Teeth Braces Jokes

Here is a list of funny teeth braces jokes and even better teeth braces puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces... I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.
• My dentist charged me $10,000 for new teeth. I went in for a check up last week and he told me I need braces.
• When do rabbits have buck teeth?
  When their parents won't get them braces.
• Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.
• What did the braces say to the teeth? "Let's get this straight."

Braces Orthodontist Jokes

Here is a list of funny braces orthodontist jokes and even better braces orthodontist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The sign at the orthodontist's office said "The doctor was called away for an emergency." "Brace yourself."
• What did the orthodontist say to the patient? Brace yourself!

Braces Names Jokes

Here is a list of funny braces names jokes and even better braces names puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having s**... with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'

Quirky and Hilarious Braces Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about braces you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make braces pranks.