Bra Size Jokes
30 bra size jokes and hilarious bra size puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bra size that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bra Size Short Jokes
Short bra size jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bra size humour may include short breast implants jokes also.
- Half empty or half full? Doesn't matter if your cup is half full or half empty, the point is,, You need to buy a different size bra.
- I asked my girlfriend what her bra size is. "Oh," she said. "Thinking of getting me some for Christmas?"
I said, "No. But I tried yours on earlier and it was too small." - How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife.
- Real definition of Zebra from Blonde's perspective What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra. - How to find a dumb blonde's IQ Take bra size and divide it by the number of times they say awesome in a sentence.
Stolen from my hot metals teacher.
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Bra Size One Liners
Which bra size one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bra size? I can suggest the ones about breast implant and push up bra.
- What's a pirates favorite bra size? A seaaaa cup
- I like my bra sizes like I like my wrestlers Triple H
- Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra.
- This girl in my class is so Asian she gets A's on everything... even on her bra size.
- What's a Zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A bra.
- What's the Invisible Woman's bra size? A you-can't-C-cup.
- Did you hear about the barista's bra size? Apparently she has K-cups!
- What's the bra size of pythons in Thailand? Sawa D Cup
- What size bra does Humpty Dumpy wear? An Eggcup
- Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is k**...
Quirky and Hilarious Bra Size Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about bra size you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cup sizes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bra size pranks.
A young man walks into a ladies clothing store...
"I need to buy my girlfriend some gloves, but I don't know what size her hands are."
The beautiful young employee presses her hands into his and says, "I'm a 'small'. Does that help?"
"Oh yeah," he says. "You're hands are the exact same size as hers."
"Do you need anything else?" the young girl asks him.
"Now that you mention it, she also needs a bra and p**...."
Bra Sazes
Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well its time you became informed!
(A) Almost b**....
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and p**...."
Trying to make up for bad behavior, I went to the shopping mall to buy my wife a gift.
I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, I say eyeing the attractive sales girl, but I don't know her size.
Will this help? she asked sweetly, placing her hands in the gloves.
Oh, yes, I answered. Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.
Will there be anything else? the sales girl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. Now that you mention it, I replied, she also needs a bra and p**....
One Day Mr. James Went To A Clothing Store And Said To The Sales Girl,
Mr. James: My Wife Needs A Pair Of Jeans. But I Don't Remember Her Waist Size.
Sales Girl: You Can Touch My Waist And Try To Calculate.
Mr. James: Oh I Forgot. She Also Needs A Bra.
Bra Shopping: A religious experience.
David goes into Macy's, to the l**... department, and he says to the salesgirl, My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 34B, and she said that you'd know what I meant."
The saleslady says, Boy, it's been a long time since anybody's asked me for a Jewish bra. They usually ask me for a Catholic bra or a Salvation Army bra or a Presbyterian bra.
He says, Well, what's the difference?
She says, The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra uplifts the downfallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.
He goes, Well, then what's a Jewish bra?
Oh, a Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills.