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Boyscout Jokes

6 boyscout jokes and hilarious boyscout puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boyscout that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Boyscout Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

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Boyscouts vs. Jews

What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew?
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Boyscouts come back from their camps.

Why did the boyscout hang himself?

He just could knot take it anymore.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road..

and they see a boyscout bending over.
The Priest says "Man I'd screw that."
and the Rabbi replies "Out of what??"

How do you get kicked out of the Boy-scouts?

Eating a brownie.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

An American, A Canadian and a Boy scout are on a plane.

The plane hits turbulence and is about to c**....
the pilot comes out and says "The plane is going down. Everyone for himself!" grabs one of the remaining 3 parachutes and jumps out.
The American says. "We're number 1 so i get to live" hastily grabs 1 of the 2 remaining chutes and jumps out.
The Canadian looks at the boyscout and says "Im sorry things have to end this way... who gets the last parachute?"
The boyscout replies
"oh dont worry, the American grabbed my backpack"

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