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When barack obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass.
That shows how racist America still is.
Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone
Thanks Frankie Boyle
They say love produces the same effects as c**...
And certainly whenever I make love it involves the death of an orphaned Columbian street child.
- Credit to Frankie Boyle
A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.
I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.
*classic Frankie boyle*
This is a Science Joke: Boyle, Pascal and Newton wanted to play Hide and Seek
So Boyle closed his eyes and started counting, Pascal went to hide, and Newton just stood there and drew a square with a side of 1 meter.
When Boyle opened his eyes, he found Newton, and said "Newton I found you".
To which Newton Replied: "No I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal, Because Pa=N/m^2 "
You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car.
I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"
Frankie Boyle
A woman's work is never done.
That's why they get paid less.
(Source: Frankie Boyle)
"If you get offended by any jokes today
feel free to Tweet your outrage on a phone, made by a 10 year old in China." - Frankie Boyle
"You call it snapchat, I call it speedwank" Frankie Boyle
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