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Uproarious Boyi Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What is a good boyi joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

There is a boy that went to school after 3 weeks of absence...

The teacher asks him:
-Why didn't you come to school in your first week of absence?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandma and we had to burry her.
Teacher:But second week?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandpa and we had to burry him.
Teacher:And the last week?
Boy:A brick fell on my dad and we had to burry him.
Teacher:But what were you doing all this time??
Boy:I was on the roof of my house playing with bricks.

A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...

his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.

My friend came over to visit the other day.

He saw my German Shepherd in the corner l**... his b**... and said "boy...I sure wish I could do that."
I said "well you should probably pet him first, he can be pretty mean."

My Grandfather was the cheapest guy in the world.

As he was dying in my arms he said "Boy...I can see the light....turn it off.."

A little boy goes to his grandma and asks:

"Granny is mom going to heaven?"
Grandmother:"Why would you think that?"
Little Boy:"I heard her screaming, "Oh god I'm coming!", last night."

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