Boyhood Jokes
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Elton John
On vacation, Elton John finds himself meandering in a Mediterranean orchard. Spying a tree, Elton decides to relive some boyhood memories and climb a tree, albeit only the first branch.
As Elton sits, his well-heeled (and sparkly) feet dangling, a local boy walks by. Waving, Elton call out, "Would you like anything?"
"Fig!" The boy yells back.
Offended, Elton crosses his arms. "What did you call me?"
"No," the boy replies, pointing, "THAT low hanging fruit!"
What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
I finally fulfilled one of my boyhood dreams: I bought my parents a new house.
It wasn't easy, though. I had to borrow quite a bit of money from them to do it.
My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition.
After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.
What do o**... Bin Laden and the movie Boyhood have in common?
It took both years to shoot.
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