Boycott Jokes

69 boycott jokes and hilarious boycott puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boycott that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Boycott Short Jokes

Short boycott jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boycott humour may include short protest jokes also.

  1. So my wife just hit me with a "mom joke". She says, "oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott"!
  2. Gendered cots would never sell First, they'd make a girl cot, then there'd be a boycott.
  3. After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A ...but only on Sundays.
  4. If we boycott kellogs into bankruptcy Would that make us cereal killers?
    Credit goes to u/stonkfreefuture
  5. How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters? Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
  6. After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a On Sundays at least
  7. What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
  8. People want to boycott brands because of political and religious views I just want to be able to afford those brands.
  9. Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
  10. Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
    A: Throw in some laundry.

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Boycott One Liners

Which boycott one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boycott? I can suggest the ones about banning and picket.

  1. "I won't use stores that gender kids' beds" "Like a boycott?"
    "Don't you start"
  2. Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
  3. How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
  4. Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
    A: Sheep.
  5. Boycott Wendy's!!! Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...
  6. Why did the feminists boycott the Casinos. The Queen was worth less than the King.
  7. Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
  8. How do you put a boy to sleep? You boycott him!
  9. What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
  10. Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
    A: A lamppost lady.
  11. What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
  12. Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
    A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
  13. What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg?
    Not even a!
  14. Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
    A: Natalie Wood.
  15. From today's match onwards... ... We decided to boycott baguettes.

Boycott These Jokes

Here is a list of funny boycott these jokes and even better boycott these puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • PETA has prompted the boycott of Thai coconut products. Apparently the macaques only make 75c on the dollar of their male human counterparts.
  • We all should boycott Subway for joining Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative. In fact, we should march to the streets! Oh wait...
  • Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
  • Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
  • Why did Darth Vader boycott the CMA awards this year? He found their lack of Faith disturbing.
  • Irate supporters of Donald Trump wanted to boycott the musical "Hamilton"... But they couldn't find any tickets not to buy for at least 10 months.
  • What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike
  • Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
    For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.
  • What did the gay Palestinian say? Boycott Israeli dudes.
  • She's gonna boycott the Oscars? Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's p**.... I wasn't invited. That's not an invitation I would turn down, but I understand, I'm not hating.
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Delightful Fun Boycott Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about boycott you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rebellion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boycott pranks.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a c**... starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who f**...?"

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

The difference between like and love is spit and s**....

This brother was b**... his sister, and he says, "You f*c**... like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

A child and a child m**... walk into a forest together. The child turns to the m**... and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The m**... says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**....

A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a s**.... The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the f**..."

Boycott shampoo

demand real p**... instead

Why did martin luther king jr. boycott laundry detergent?

Because it told him to keep his w**... and colours separate.

Why did the far right boycott ice cream?

Because you can't have moose tracks without **moose limbs.**

I'm boycotting apple products.

Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.

India has decided to boycott Chinese products on all fronts to protest the latter's stand on disputed territories and their failure to inform India on the Coronavirus.

Meanwhile, Chinese textile mills are rolling out an all-new clothing line: "Boycott China" and are anticipating great demand from India.

Boycott joke, Gendered cots would never sell

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