Boycot Jokes
40 boycot jokes and hilarious boycot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boycot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Boycot Short Jokes
Short boycot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boycot humour may include short protest jokes also.
- Christian people are boycotting eggnog this year They heard if you drink it, you become eggnostic
- The Homophobics in my apartment building have been boycotting the elevators. They found out elevators go both ways.
- Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte?
Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange. - Bad news for people planning on boycotting tonight's NFL game. The Tiki Torch company is running an ad promoting their new product line.
- Why are vultures boycotting the airlines? Why are vultures boycotting the airlines?
They keep raising the price of carrion. - Why are some Americans boycotting the Netflix show 'A Series Of Unfortunate Events'? Because it stars Kneel Patrick Harris.
- The Italian boxing team boycotted the Olympics when they heard it was going to be one on one.
- I'm thinking about boycotting Apple. Should be easy since I've never bought anything from them.
- She's gonna boycott the Oscars? Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's p**.... I wasn't invited. That's not an invitation I would turn down, but I understand, I'm not hating.
- Scott Baio is Boycotting d**...'s Sporting Goods Because of the Ban on AR-15s d**...'s had to find a cashier to replace him on short notice
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Boycot One Liners
Which boycot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boycot? I can suggest the ones about boycott and fact.
- I'm boycotting apple products. Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.
- Muslims are boycotting Delta... Now making Delta the safest airline
- How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians
- I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
- I'm a Tumblr user and computer scientist, i'm boycotting binary computing.
- Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners
- I'm boycotting terrorism From now on I'm drinking all of my whiskey neat, no more ISIS
Uplifting Boycot Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about boycot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean move jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boycot pranks.
Boycott shampoo
demand real p**... instead
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
If we boycott kellogs into bankruptcy
Would that make us cereal killers?
Credit goes to u/stonkfreefuture
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**....
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a c**.
.. starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who f**...?"
Boycott Wendy's!!!
Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...
The difference between like and love is spit and s**....
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
This brother was b**... his sister, and he says, "You f*c**... like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before.
I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground.
There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
We all should boycott Subway for joining Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative. In fact, we should march to the streets!
Oh wait...
A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets.
He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a s**.... The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the f**..."
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
Why did the far right boycott ice cream?
Because you can't have moose tracks without **moose limbs.**
What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?
They are both over the counter strike
What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg?
Not even a!
Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.
Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.
A child and a child m**... walk into a forest together. The child turns to the m**... and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The m**... says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
