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boycott shampoo
demand real p**... instead
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
If we boycott kellogs into bankruptcy
Would that make us cereal killers?
Credit goes to u/stonkfreefuture
I'm boycotting apple products.
Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**....
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a c**.
.. starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who f**...?"
Boycott Wendy's!!!
Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...
The difference between like and love is spit and s**....
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
This brother was b**... his sister, and he says, "You f*c**... like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before.
I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground.
There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
We all should boycott Subway for joining Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative. In fact, we should march to the streets!
Oh wait...
A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets.
He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a s**.... The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the f**..."
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.
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