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boycott shampoo
demand real p**... instead
I'm boycotting apple products.
Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.
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Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: s**....
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
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This brother was b**... his sister, and he says, "You f*c**... like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
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Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before.
I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
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We all should boycott Subway for joining Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative. In fact, we should march to the streets!
Oh wait...
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
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Why did the far right boycott ice cream?
Because you can't have moose tracks without **moose limbs.**
What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?
They are both over the counter strike
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What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg?
Not even a!
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos.
So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
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Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a c**.
.. landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and p**.... "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
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So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican.
They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and p**... appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So p**...! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So p**...! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
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In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles g**... ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well.
One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived.
The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club.
He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
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