Boy Band Jokes

65 boy band jokes and hilarious boy band puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boy band that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short boy band jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boy band humour may include short metal band jokes also.

  1. What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul? BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
  2. Had to quit my band after nobody came to any of our gigs. Going to miss the boys from "Private Function".
  3. The history of boy bands proves the theory of evolution They all descended from The Monkees.
  4. My friends and I started a band making music about good posture. We're called the Backstraight boys.
  5. Korean joke The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.
  6. Boy:"Hey,do you have a band aid?" Boy:"Hey,do you have a band aid?"
    Boy:"I broke my knee when i fell for you "
  7. A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."
  8. There's a boy-band fan club whose members are all gay called the Hopeful Rooks. Eventually they want to be able to move back and forth in One Direction as much as they want.
  9. Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band? They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"
  10. To my confusion, my friend kept getting mad at me for making boy band references and was asking me to stop.... ...but she seemed to only get more mad when I asked her to tell me why

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Boy Band One Liners

Which boy band one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boy band? I can suggest the ones about punk band and backstreet boys.

  1. A German boy band that plays some insane classical stuff. Bachstreet Boys
  2. What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys
  3. What's the most popular band in Chernobyl? Fall Out Boy
  4. What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction.
  5. What do you call a bunch of janitors who made a band? The bleach boys.
  6. What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band? The Bleach Boys
  7. What is the worst part about being in a boy band? Telling your parents you're gay.
  8. What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners? No Direction.
  9. What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common? They all have frosted tips.
  10. What do you call a Spanish boy band? Juan Direction.
  11. What book tells you everything you need to know about a boy band? An NSYNClopedia.
  12. What do you call a boy band composed of dirty cups? N'sink.
  13. Did you hear about the up and coming Nepalese boy band? New Blocks on the Kids.
  14. I apologize for not knowing my 90's boy bands. I was never *NSYNC with the trends.
  15. What do you call a boy band in a washing basin? N Sync

Amusing Boy Band Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about boy band you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean rock band jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make boy band prank.

What do you call a music band composed of 5 mexican boys?

Juan Direction.

What would Rosa Park's boy band name be?

"The Backseat Boys"

Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!!

Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!

Know any good anti jokes?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
*He was hit by a bus.*
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
*He was dead.*
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
*He was stapled to the first monkey.*
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
*Pour gasoline on it and light it on fire, WOOF!*
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
*freeze it and take a band saw to it, MRREEEOOOOOWW!*
How do you make a plumber cry?
*you kill his family.*

Which boy band is made from eggs, sugar, butter and flour?

Cake That!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

There's a new boy band and all the members are gay

They were born in Chicago and reared in LA.

I am forming a new punk band!

We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
Search for us on google!

Oldest boy band in the world

One e**...

Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up?

They weren't N'sync.

What's the name of the band that also inspired a game?

Fallout Boy.

What kind of STD can you get from a boy band?

Band AIDS.

What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band?


Has anyone listened to the hottest boy band from Mexico?

I heard they're called Juan Direction

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.

When I was younger I was offered to join Boys 2 Men

Not the band. The s**... club

Boy wants a car from his Dad

the Dad says, "first you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "but Dad, Jesus had long hair"
and Dad says
"that's right son, and Jesus walked everywhere"
(credit goes to the band The Silver Jews)

What's an impotent wizard's favourite boy band?

Wand e**....

Phoenix Summer Mornings are perfect boy band weather.


What's the most popular band in Japan?

Fallout Boy.

A group of women decided to form a "boy band"

After spending so much time together they were all N Sync

My Girlfriend said 98° is the best boy band ever..

I told her that statement was obtuse

What did the plumber say to the boy band?

I'm in sink!!

those old boy bands get all the luck. My back aches all the time and I'm not even 40 yet. However, Backstreet's back...


Your typical rock band

In my history of Rock and Roll class, chapter 13 focused on the early rock artists post punk era. At the very beginning of the chapter the band King Crimson is briefly mentioned, they seemed to have qualities that later artist would adopt and were quite popular, with songs such as 21 century schizoid boy, I talk to the wind, and In the court of King Crimson (my favorite by the band). However they didn't blow up as much as later rock artists such as Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and AC/DC. They're more so seen as a footnote of that era because of this. I suppose King Crimson was ahead of their time in that regards, but only by like 10 seconds.

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